Hillary and Barack once again guffaw at the dumbness of the MAGA
“Vance took his own food with him… to ITALY.”
🤦🏼♀️
#Neckbeard #TinyVancer
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J.D. #Neckbeard #TinyVancer, admitting that when Republicans actually have control of the government, THEY SUCK AT GOVERNING.
#RepublicansAreTheProblem
(And so are mushy DINOs who cave to them, @schumer.senate.gov)
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The next question the press should ask J.D. #NeckBeard #TinyVancer should simply be, “So when was the last time you accompanied your wife to the Hindu temple?”
It speaks to whether there’s real balance in this interfaith marriage, or a lot of one-sided narcissism…
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I want to pick apart something J.D. #TinyVancer said in a recent speech, because it’s annoying.
Vance put forward a profoundly reactionary idea (couched in spiffy deflecting platitudes), that, “America is a nation, not just an idea.”
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Well, except for J.D. #TinyVancer.
That’s 100% neckbeard, no chin.
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Here’s the truth.
JD #TinyVancer is politically DESPERATE to tie NGO’s to this violence — even though it defies credibility — because they have to deflect from the FACT that Elon’s OOGE cuts didn’t “just” lead directly to the deaths of a quarter of a million men, women & children in just 6 months…
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So the president-in-waiting goes by a fake name and wears tons of guyliner. Got it. Cool cool #TinyVancer Hold me closer.
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Lame Ass Headline: “Kamala Haris reportedly spent over $500 on cookware in Parisian shop amid US economic uncertainty”
JD #TinyVancer has gone on his 7th vacation in 6 months, spending $28,000 per week at a Scottish estate as inflation soars and prices skyrocket – yet not a peep from rightwing corp media.
Meanwhile… some frat boy cunt named “Houston Keene” thought this👇🏻nothingburger was worthy of Sturm und Drang.
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What AI facial morph fuckery is this?
The real news here is that looney Marc Andreessen (who is apparently funding this trash??) is apparently cloning J.D. #TinyVancer.
I swear by heaven, this is how that image in the link resolved when first posted. I screengrabbed it.
WTF?
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JD #TinyVancer wore his raccoon eyeliner because he wanted to look pretty while obliterating constitutional norms & murdering people for his billionaire butt boyfriend Peter.
And no, the gay bit isn’t the sick part there
The desperately closeted manly man posing as if violence makes one manly, is.
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Which brings up the fact that I have yet to see JD #TinyVancer actually *preside* over the Senate.
I see him in the Oval Office running his mouth at foreign leaders, I see him going to Europe and pissing people off there, I see him rolling into our state when no one invited his punk ass, but…
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#ChairBluesky follows JD Vance’s couch, not JD #TinyVancer.
Much like Child Protective Services keeps an eye on Dumb-Dumb Donald, Gym Jordan, Dennis Hastert, and Matt Gaetz.
Call it proactive ickiness prevention.
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J.D. #TinyVancer can’t grasp what he himself is, in this era.
Banal evil.
Evil isn’t some mustache-twirling villain, necessarily.
It can just be the guys who fail to think critically. Or those going along to get along.
BUT THAT’S EVIL
Especially when the net result is a million souls in chains
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JD #TinyVancer: “I’m just here to make excuses for the graft and bribery in our openly criminal regime.”
What a putz.
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Priceless. Slapping down that racist ignoramus J.D. #TinyVancer before he can even get out of the gate. Ya gotta love it.
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Normal gay lady here.
I’d vote for literal pond scum before J.D. #TinyVancer.
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*pauses to spank J.D. #TinyVancer on the way to St. Peter’s Basilica*
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Translation: “During his stupid trip to Greenland, misogynist twatwaddle J.D. #TinyVancer discovered the head of the base was a chick, so he had her eliminated for being female while in command.
Sexist AF asshat.
She deserved better than judgment from that fucking coward.
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Almost as much as the soldiers stationed in Greenland hated being ordered to stand behind J.D. #TinyVancer while he cosplayed at being Zelenskyy.
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#TinyVancer: “It’s fucking cold up here.”
Even trailer ‘Merica is like, “Goddamn, no shit, JD. That’s a mighty dumb thing to say.”🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼
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#TraitorTrump to #TinyVancer: “Hey Beard-o! Go up to Greenland and distract from this Signal clusterfuck, and the fact that I let 4 American soldiers die in Lithuania or Estonia, or one of those fucking places that Vlad says should be Russian anyway.”
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Speaker/Pastor Johnson doing things Jesus explicitly said not to do, like performatively praying while taking food away from poor kids, is why I dislike that smarmy Eddie Haskell wannabe bastard even more than #TraitorTrump or JD #TinyVancer.
It’s the #Hypocrisy, stupid.
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Incorrect.
You could slam your own head into the podium repeatedly, and I would both laugh and applaud.
You could turn #TinyVancer over your knee and spank him like the little bitch he is, just like you do in the Oval Office during your “private time.” That would make me giggle.
So many options.
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JD's Code Name?
#TinyVancer
#ClosetedRockyHorrorFan
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#TinyVancer wouldn’t last 30 seconds.
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He’s such a bottom. For Peter Thiel and the Mango Mussolini.
Had they not managed to slither into office, I’d have given it six, maybe nine months before the paparazzi caught a pic of J.D. #TinyVancer on teh gay DL sporting a pair of assless chaps at a White Party in Palm Springs.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury breaks down the new McCarthyism coming from a bill sponsored in part by J.D. #TinyVancer, to not just purge the federal workforce, but also enforce #Blacklists of people they will deem “ineligible to work for the federal gov ever again.”
Everything old & stupid is new again.😑
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JD #TinyVancer [to self]: “Post-menopausal women have tons of fucks to give, let me say something that I KNOW they’ll appreciate. Surely, this will lock down the chick vote for me.”
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I keep hearing people ask, “Is America ready for a woman president? Or a gay president?” Funny thing is, I never heard anyone asking if America was ready for an incompetent, vindictive, mentally unstable, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, traitorous egomaniac, and yet, here we are.
This ticket, would SLAY.
Harris: PROSECUTES, CONVICTS, & JAILS sexual predators
#TraitorTrump: IS a sexual predator
Buttigieg: Flawless debater
JD #TinyVancer: As ethically strong as tissue paper
#HarrisButtigieg2024
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Yeah, and everyone who called that honorable public servant “Genocide Joe” can feel free to go fuck themselves for eternity.
They damn well better vote for Kamala and check their bullshit at the door, or millions of people are going to be hurt by that #OrangeWanker and his homunculus, #TinyVancer.
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