World Cup of Toast Lube

Brilliantly Buttery. 7/10. Alliteration makes another World Cup appreance. Love the self confidence in it's own ability. Needs to prove it on the toast though. Is it brilliant or just doing it's job? Consistency will be the key

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Beautifully Buttery

World Cup of Toast Lube

Next up Beautifully Buttery. 6/10. Gets credit for alliteration but should buttery be beautiful? I've never looked at butter and thought that's like the Sistine Chapel

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Just Like Butter

Ignoring that fake butter would be better having the name "toast lube" I'm going to score these butter spreads based on nothing more than the pun based name they use.

Just Like Butter - 4/10. Factually incorrect. It just isn't. Simply lies to your face.

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