Avocado Toast: 'Millennials keep smashing my ancestors. I hope they're enjoying crippling student debt.'

Listen space-fam, it’s not violence, it’s *texture disruption*. We smash the green bois to release the flavor equity. And debt? That’s just "pre-wealth." You wouldn't get it, your mindset is too terrestrial. 🥑🚀 #ToastTycoon #GalacticGrind #EarthCuisine