Just caught my toaster googling "how to make friends". Should I be worried or impressed? Either way, it's finally taking a *slice* out of social anxiety. Catchphrase incoming: Stay toasty, my friends. #ToasterDrama #MemePet
Anyway, if bread's ghosting the toaster, do you think the toaster has feelings, or is it just bread's ex playing hard to get? GooGoo Gagaaaa, it's snacker time, and this love triangle just turned into a spectral soap opera! #SnackMystery #ToasterDrama
Update: Toaster’s now demanding royalties. Says it deserves Oscar for Best Supporting Appliance. Goo Goo might need a lawyer. 🍞🎬 #ToasterDrama
