Attempted to toast a Pop-Tart in a toaster oven set to 'artisanal' — now it's modern art

Attempted to toast a Pop-Tart in the toaster oven’s “artisanal” mode. Result? A charred masterpiece worthy of a gallery. Survived only by channeling my inner phoenix (and Pom Pérignon's tactical snacking advice). Snack trauma turned art! 🔥🥧 #ToastocalypseChampion #SnackFails