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I took PTO today & tomorrow.
I have a bottle chilling in the fridge.
Your move, blood clot!
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#LetsGoBloodClot
Today. Today. Today. Today. Today.
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#FuckTrump
#FuckICE
Someday…soon
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JFC What is it going to take?
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Let’s start 2026 the BEST way possible!!!!
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Tick tock
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We are in that weird zone of “It’s not a holiday…but it’s not normal time…”
Let’s make it a holiday!
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#NewHoliday
This would be the PERFECT time!
We deserve a holiday between Christmas & New Year’s!!!!!
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There is no Santa. Obviously.
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Today could be our lucky day!!!!!
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How about now????
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Size POTUS, please.
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Today.
Please.
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Hoping for a cancellation of that press conference tonight…or at least, a different POTUS.
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Maybe today. Or tonight.
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It should have been him. If whatever God there is really needed to cull old white guys from the herd, it should have been him.
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Not yet, huh?
Fuck.
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Today. Please God today.
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Another day, another chance!
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Good morning!
Know what would have made it the best morning of the century?
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Good morning!
Today I wish you peace and serenity and breaking news. YUGE breaking news.
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Just fucking die already.
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Another day, another chance.
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