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"On the DVD cover of the movie, the lead character Ally is show wearing short shorts and dual wielding pistols much like older versions of Lara Croft, however this is incredibly misleading as she never wears shorts in the movie, nor does she ever wield a gun, save for a single fight where she [โ€ฆ]

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This movie has been going on for so long, I can't remember anything else.

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Stock footage of the jungle, then cut right back in the county park - this is cinema!

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I keep thinking Alabama is going to turn to one of her friends and say something like, "This makes Cambodia look like Kansas." ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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"What about you, what are you in it for?"

Benny: "Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory."

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Cripes, this isn't even competent day-for-night!

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The prestige at the WaPo has taken a considerable nosedive. ๐Ÿ˜–

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Everyone in this cast looks underage.

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#TombInvader (2018)
Archaeologist, Alabama Channing, is recruited by a mysterious billionaire to help find an ancient Chinese relic. The same treasure that her mother was in search of before she went missing.
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Lara Croft give up, this is #TombInvader. Indiana Jones go home, this is Alabama Channing!

Yes, dear pulp #archaeology connoisseurs, The Asylum strikes again: Bad archaeologists who look like they've been digging in a coal mine & lots of booby...

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