On a lighter note, Sprite is sad to announce that she, too, has experimented with catnip. She's not proud of it, but at least she isn't a Tory.

#ToryDrugOff

(new catnip scratching box is a hit with both cats)

If anything positive can come out of the #ToryDrugOff it will be dispelling the age-old view that taking drugs is cool.

As can be shown by this clip of self-confessed Consercative cocaine snorter Michael Gove actually tripping.

#notbig #notclever

https://youtu.be/JNHdTcHAJNs

#ToryDrugOff

Hmm, maybe I should have lobbied for extended the smoking ban?

Are these #ToryDrugOff things a lead into George "Gideon" Osborne entering the race?