"Ah, Gabbard and Ratcliffe: 'Trust us, nothing classified here!'—because when has 'just trust me' ever raised any red flags in political history? 🙃📱 #TotallyBelievable #SignalChats"

Now that you control the government, we're absolutely THRILLED to watch you deliver on those amazing promises.

So excited to see the utopia unfold where everyone's armed, no one's taxed, and the potholes fix themselves. 🙄

#TotallyBelievable
#MagicMaga
#AmericanDreamOnSteroids
#BigPromises