😆 It might be a tolerable movie that way ⏩⏩

Thanks for the longest 3 hours ever #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ with #Trancers5 🤣

Just shoot him already so we can all go home

Wait, we are home...

You know what I mean!

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it's like the film is being run at half speed 🤣 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

Lyra, you have LOUSY aim #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

a white and black cat is stretched out asleep on a couch

#CeCeCat sums up the tone of this movie 💤 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

He said "reach deep in your heart," and I thought, that's going to be literal, isn't it, and yes, of course it is

*sigh*

BE LESS PREDICTABLE, MOVIE

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Unironically, I like the outfit on Jack

It's all about the coat and it's a good coat, with a nice dramatic swing

Although that Hammer film from the other night obviously still puts it to shame, that was just incredible costuming

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The one girl is still worse than all the rest of them

The one I said had every bad habit of Ali McGraw and Kristen Stewart combined

I stand by that assessment

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That must've been it 😆

Also, I was reading Nutter's CV -- why do we have two Jack Deths now?? #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

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Okay yeah that's weird

I didn't realize these were all pretty much contemporaneous

Well, maybe he had too much on his plate! 😂

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He was also directing X FILES (and many other fun things, like DISTURBING BEHAVIOR) at this time -- so I have NO IDEA what happened here 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

I don't know, Jack, that sounds like a pretty good way to go

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Yeah, it's like the Dracula victims that get taken in by the Brides

I always sympathize with them, it's really not their fault

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If I recall correctly, he directed the last one as well. Which was even worse!

I don't know, did he used to have a drinking problem?

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GOOD GRIEF! Tonight's director is David Nutter, who has won multiple Emmy Awards (X FILES, GAME OF THRONES) -- WTH was he on during this movie?!? 😳🤯🫠 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

what is boyo's name again? 🐶 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

Listen... it is not a Trancers movie if Jack doesn't rip off every cliche action movie line. #FrightClub #Trancers5

Yep, of the two movies, I prefer the one Thomerson is in. 🤣 The others all sound like they've been raiding Prince Valium's stash 💊💊 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

a cardboard sign that says commercial break is in front of bunk beds ALT: a cardboard sign that says commercial break is in front of bunk beds

Two and a half goddamn minutes?!?

Well, it's nice to know what to expect. I'm gonna go throw a couple potatoes in the oven I'll see you all shortly.

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I have to give him some points for putting a little passion into this dreadful dialogue.

In spite of the director, who clearly told everyone else to sleepwalk. 😅 It's too many of them to be down to acting choices alone!

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two women are standing next to each other in the woods and smiling at the camera . Alt: Gabrielle and Xena are standing next to each other in the woods and smiling at the camera, saying "You are such a cynic!"

I feel like Thomerson is in an entirely different movie than everyone else from the Xenaverse wannabees 😆 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

Let's call him Prince Valium in honor of Spaceballs

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Always a mistake to remind your audience of BETTER content 🤪 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

Yeah there is a lot of good hair here. Both the real, and the administered by wigmaster. It seems a little crazy they have 20th-century hair gel, but, I enjoy that everyone looks good.

Now that I said that, a really bad wig or piece is going to show up any minute...

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I am getting ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS flashbacks #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

#FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5 These names from Shakespeare's TEMPEST -- Caliban, Prospero -- are breaking my English major's heart. 😭😱🫠