My ex-wife showed up to my show with her new Belgian boyfriend… front row. 💀
Brave move. So yeah, I roasted them both — chocolate jokes, NATO jokes, you name it. 🍫🎤😂 #ComedyReels #StandUpComedy #Roast #Exes #Savage #TransComedian #ComedyShow

A black and white dot point close up photo of a woman wearing Gucci sunglasses. Text overlayed: Marnie Mills is having a HRT Girl Summer It's a girl making her debut about a girl making her debut

Get ready for an egg cracking summer!

It’s an origin story 42 years in the making.

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Show dates coming soon!

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Fruity af Boulder Pride.
#boulder #boulderpride #colorado #drag #dragking #standupcomedy #dragcomedy #comedian #transcomedian #lgbt #pride #ftm #transman #transmasc #mua #meninmakeup #fruity

Have you ever had a moment where you are a snack to curb your appetite and afterwards your stomach is grumbling like it's back talking and sassing you with the attitude of a spoiled tween?

If that thing starts blowing raspberries, I'm going in!

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Why is it that when you expose your nude posterior it's called "mooning"?

When has the moon ever looked like butt cheeks? 🤔🤔

Maybe I should study astronomy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I wrote a new joke but for my comedy page on FB. I hope y'all find some humor in it. I needed a laugh today, so I wrote one.

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One for the dolls

#comedy #standup #girlslikeus #trans #transcomedian #lgbt

This year Easter is on 20 April, aka 4/20 Day.

I guess there's gonna be a whole lotta deep fried stoners thinking they're seeing Jesus and that famous bunny all day long.

#Easter
#420Day
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Divas 💅
No more shows for the rest of the month (my brain is legally classified as scrambled eggs for now) 🫶

This bingo card is getting FILLED

See you next month 😘
#standup #2025bingocard #transcomedian #girlslikeus

Trigger warning. I'm posting a new joke I've just written. For sensitive folks, it might be offensive. There is no intent to offend. But it's the world we live in.

P.S. this joke is SUPER MILD in comparison to the other stuff out there.

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I'm posting this nugget I've been doing for probably too many years. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Who's the innocent looking sexy guy who makes you feel dirty?

Mine is #JosephGordonLevitt

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Sharing a joke I wrote years ago and finally decided to post today.

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Last post with a throwback joke I wrote last year.

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This joke is probably why I haven't been on a date since Obama was President.

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This joke is more appropriate now than it was in August last year, when I wrote it.

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Here's another joke I wrote last year. It has made me wonder if hookers have a union. 🤔

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Sharing a joke I wrote last year. It's important to learn to laugh at IBS.

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Dating tip: if you're on a bad date, tell the person "Fatal Attraction" & "Basic Instinct" are your favorite movies. If they don't high tail it, tell them you also love "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle".

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I hate when a rando DMs me on an app saying, "You free?".

No "hello", "how are you?". Nothing.

I'm like, "No, I'm not free. I charged by the pound. Taking me out is like shopping at #CostCo bc with me you're buying in bulk." I'm Economy Size. 😉😉

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Here's another joke I wrote last year. I should probably keep workshopping it.

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I can totally do family friendly humor. Here's a wholesome joke I wrote last year.

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Here's a joke I wrote last year for my Sapphic sister's out there.

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Posting a joke I wrote in March 2024.

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I worked on this joke some more in 2024. I think I'll keep twerking on it.

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This was a joke I wrote a week or so ago. I think I'm going to keep twerking it a bit.

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Why is it that the first time we self-gratify it's called masterbation?

You do it once and you've "mastered" it?

I don't think so.

Why isn't there apprentice-bation or novice-bation?
Or even, beginner-bation.

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Did you ever let out a fart that was so slow moving on exit that it felt like it was saying an emotional farewell to your butt?

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