"Trust me, folks! TRY AS I MIGHT to hide my FILTHY FINGERED FRIGHT, MY #PedoPlight puts even #TrickyDickNixon COMPLETELY OUTTA SIGHT! Am I right? He may have had #BebeRebozo, but MY #BuddySoCruddy #JeffreyEpstein made me a BLACK BOOK BOZO! You like that?" - #KrasnovJDirtyDigits.

“Trust me, folks! What was supposed to be #Watchmen’s alternate reality with #TrickyDickNixon has become MY, no, YOUR REALITY with ME! Am I right? I just LOVE workin’ on American soil! You like that? PAPA PUTIN DOES! He says I’m a real rabble, err, RUBLE-ROUSER!” - #KrasnovJTaco.