#TrojanJet really should be trending right about now.

#stopthewaronthepoor #fucktrump #bullshit #1jet #trojanjet

Remember that time the Soviets spied on us for 7 years using a literal piece of wood?

Yeah… how many mics do you think they can fit on a 747?

They’re gonna be laughing all the way to the tarmac.

#TrojanJet #AirForceOne #NationalSecurity

Come on now. You know if Trump decides not to take the #TrojanJet, you're going to want to take a victory lap, say "Democracy won."

Bullshit. If you do get that piece of candy, it's because he decided to let you have it.

Do they have micro detonators? I bet that would give everybody a case of the Mondays if a device disrupted one (or all) of the engines

#TrojanJet

Bribe me with your #TrojanJet ‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts. I’ll give you anything you want ‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts. Tape record me selling out ‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts. Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out. ‘cause I need gifts, it’s my greed grift. They voted for me cause I told them shit But I want gold and they got none. You want a state, I’ll give you a split ‘Cause you got gold, pretty white gold. You know that lyin’s my middle name Crying victim, working that blame game I’m so transparent, they can see my depends Doesn’t matter. They’re such suckers Think I’m their friend. Think I’m their friend.

Bribe me with your #TrojanJet
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.
I’ll give you anything you want
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.

Tape record me selling out
‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts.
Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out.
‘cause I need […]

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Bribe me with your #TrojanJet ‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts. I’ll give you anything you want ‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts. Tape record me selling out ‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts. Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out. ‘cause I need gifts, it’s my greed grift. They voted for me cause I told them shit But I want gold and they got none. You want a state, I’ll give you a split ‘Cause you got gold, pretty white gold. You know that lyin’s my middle name Crying victim, working that blame game I’m so transparent, they can see my depends Doesn’t matter. They’re such suckers Think I’m their friend. Think I’m their friend.

Bribe me with your #TrojanJet
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.
I’ll give you anything you want
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.

Tape record me selling out
‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts.
Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out.
‘cause I need gifts, it’s my greed grift.
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