#TrumpHaiku

Don got played big time.

Is the Hormuz Strait open?

Ceasefire is a sham.

On a throne I sit
Of delusion and grandeur
Tweet, *plop*, tweet, tweet, *flush*

#TrumpHaiku

As the sun rises
The pedophile rises too
But one day soon, not.

#TrumpHaiku

Are you not concerned?
Autumn leaves lie trampled now
Soon you will join them

#trumpHaiku

President Bone Spurs
Gives nothing to country nor
Planet he soils it

#TrumpHaiku

Tarrifs off again.
We are unreliable.
Trump has broken us.
#TrumpHaiku

Elon is a dope
Navarro is a sad sack
Each day a s**t show
#TrumpHaiku

Stupid Dick Tater.
Small Hands and, well, smaller brains.
America's End.

#TrumpHaiku

And where are my peeps? Can’t say I’m not grieving. Scattered to the winds.

#TrumpHaiku