#TrumpyPumpy, the new Gibbon?open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson...
He should stuydy #TrumpyPumpy carefully. It might give him some clues: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#TrumpyPumpy makes a little present to his pals: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Quod artifex pereo' says Nero #TrumpyPumpy, as the world burns.
There can be no question about it: Donnie P #TrumpyPumpy wins this year's Golden Clausewitz Prize for Strategy.
I don't care what you say, #TrumpyPumpy is simply brilliant. He had the whole thing in his head and was able to talk, telepathically to the Ayatollah without the Ayatollah knowing that he was talking to him. All along, all he wanted was to clog up the Straits of Hormuz and push up the price of oil.
#TrumpyPumpy speaks to Starmer. The call was constructive and lasted 20 minutes. Did TP call Starmer a coward again? We do not know. Did Starmer offer TP any little titbits of British support in his war. That we don't know either.
It worked for #TrumpyPumpy.
Iran is playing poker! Over to #TrumpyPumpy the (ahem!) author of that great classic The Art of the Deal.
Who caves in first?
They say that if the US follows through on threats to target Iranian energy, it will close the Strait and not re-open it "until our destroyed power plants are rebuilt".
Tiberius had been a good general on the Rhine. #TrumpyPumpy can only boast of his prowess in the bedroom.
Glad I saw Cuba before #TrumpyPumpy gets his claws on it: www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Just the thing, #TrumpyPumpy, with the world cup and the 250th anniversary celebrations, just the thing! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
President 'TACO' #TrumpyPumpy:
O dear! #TrumpyPumpy fearing for his aeronautical knocking shop? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Here's a war for #TrumpyPumpy to stop? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wow! Martin reduced #TrumpyPumpy to silence.
Says the educationally sub-normal #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#TrumpyPumpy has never learned anything either.
the Ides of March.
#TrumpyPumpy, #Putain and the #Yahoo should not venture out without adequate insurance.
#TrumpyPumpy blows a kiss to #Putain: open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
And yet #TrumpyPumpy has removed sanctions from Putain's oil!
Well, that leaves out the Ukrainians. They didn't fire the Tomahawk: #TrumpyPumpy wouldn't let them have any. He said there were too few.
The Trump-virate gathers outside the bogs on Air Farce 1: #TrumpyPumpy, Witloof and Witless Hesgeth.
This is pure TACO #TrumpyPumpy:
"We know them all, and we're knocking the hell out of that. Now, where they manufacture the drones. A lot of work, a lot of brilliant work. But we're going to have a much safer world as soon as it's finished, and it's going to be finished pretty quickly."
Well said: Starmer says the two countries are continuing to work together and that he spoke to Trump on the phone yesterday.
But he adds: "Decisions about what’s in Britain’s best interest are decisions for the Prime Minister of Britain.
Now he'll fawn all over #TrumpyPumpy again!
Norway recognises #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#TrumpyPumpy wants a long war, maybe until November at the earliest?
'With his call for "unconditional surrender" by Iran, President Donald Trump appeared to cut off the possibility of quickly finding an off-ramp to end a war that has spread across the Middle East.
#TrumpyPumpy awarded balls: www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Senate fails to curb #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Who said the following: 1) Toni Blair, to justify intervention in Iraq, 2) #TrumpyPumpy to justify intervention in Iran?
"If we didn't hit within two weeks, they would've had a nuclear weapon," he said of the strikes. "When crazy people have nuclear weapons bad things happen."