Not enough duct tape and/or superglue in the universe to fix their kind of stupidity!
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Rigged, rigged I say!
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I agree!
I’m sitting here trying to visualize the size of a “magat's” single brain cell…
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New dartboard release?
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Are those really dance moves or spasms, contortions of evil possession?
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I believe Elon “doged” all QC and QA functions at all of his business entities. He deemed them as fraud, waste and abuse.
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He is probably inadvertently alluding to “laundered” coal profits somehow connected to his greedy misguided ethos concept of his own fraud, waste and abuse.
In a word, projection.
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#DorothyKnows
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Sometimes, at my local neighborhood grocery store, if I am the only one in the canned goods aisle, I turn the Goya product cans upside down.
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A win for solid grey cat!!!
A complete takedown!
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Let the head rolling begin!!!
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#TruthBeTold
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Is he related to Elon?
Only missing one letter…
Seriously, Elon always comes across to me as falsely believing he is better than everyone and everything else.
However, the kitten is way cuter and more inspiring than Elon ever was or will ever be.
#KittenPower
#KittensMatter
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I’m waiting for his tariff, sanction and/or fines, fees, penalty announcements on the Chiefs, Kansas City, Missouri, overall professional sports, musicians, entertainers, choirs, penny usage and so on.
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Oh, so not Paul McCartney or Ringo Starr?
Darn it!
Honest typo.
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An arm and a leg?
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The Train Station of “Yellowstone” fame.
A woman can always hope and dream…
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Elected Dems are suffering from a prolonged case of TLTL dysfunction and malfunction.
I am so tired, I can’t even fall asleep properly anymore, and I dream in skeets/posts when sleep does overtake me.
I have to deprogram first.
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I saw someone grifting chicken
“egg seeds” the other day.
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Greetings Bluebird!
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Dogs with goals and animated vision boards… Love It!
I am hereby nominating you for a Furry Pet Owner Of The Year Award.
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My TV has asked for a few days off beginning this evening.
I have signed YES on the request.
My iphone has asked for emergency use only on Monday, which means no social media, etc.
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Thanks for sharing some morning insight, entertainment and humor.
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To plot against you and your laundry.
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Oops, I just read your bio…
I assure you, I am of sound mind and body.
I just have a unique and sprawling sense of humor and wit.
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My TV has asked for a few days off beginning Sunday evening.
I will honor the request.
My phone has asked for emergency use only on Monday, which means no social media.
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I have books to read, letters/emails to write and phone calls to make.
Just another Monday on the calendar.