BORQWITZ REPORT 3/9/26 Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Markwayne Mullin’s exit from the United States Senate has enabled Tommy Tuberville to emerge as the nation’s dumbest senator, a jubilant Tuberville confirmed on Monday. “People are gonna try to cheapen this victory by saying | only got it because Waynemark (sic) left,” the Alabaman said. “But like we used to say on the football field, a win's a win.” “People need to realize, | had to compete with 99 other senators to win this title,” he said. “And even if you subtract Mullin, that still leaves 95.” Tuberville said that the media had not given him “enough credit” for becoming the nation’s dumbest senator, noting, “I beat Ron Johnson.”

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BOROWITZ REPORT 3/9/26
Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator

BORQWITZ REPORT 3/9/26 Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Markwayne Mullin’s exit from the United States Senate has enabled Tommy Tuberville to emerge as the nation’s dumbest senator, a jubilant Tuberville confirmed on Monday. “People are gonna try to cheapen this victory by saying | only got it because Waynemark (sic) left,” the Alabaman said. “But like we used to say on the football field, a win's a win.” “People need to realize, | had to compete with 99 other senators to win this title,” he said. “And even if you subtract Mullin, that still leaves 95.” Tuberville said that the media had not given him “enough credit” for becoming the nation’s dumbest senator, noting, “I beat Ron Johnson.”

#Satire #Humor #Stupidity #Tubberville #MarkwayneMullin #alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/9/26
Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator

All up in my feels about Tuberville’s residency challenge being dismissed. I hope dougforalabama exploits the heck out of the fact that he doesn’t live here.

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#Tubberville #carpetbagger

@usmcangryveteran.bsky.social But I thought they are PRO Vet & back the military🤬 ANY Veteran, Veterans family, current military member that voted for or still supports this regime, YOU ARE A TRAITOR. That side doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves🤬 #fyp #fdt #fmaga #traitor #tubberville

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Handed out flyers abt impending cost of #healthcare thanks to #BigUglyBillionaire Bill. Shame on #Britt & #Tubberville for supporting this!
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The ones who have the worst conditions in their states are the ones with the biggest mouths. #Tubberville

Better than him being in the #senate .

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Intellectually flaccid is the best description of #MikeLee I’ve heard. #Tubberville, he’s just plain stupid.

When you're being praised by Tommy Tuberville, time turn in your Dem badge @fetterman.senate.gov

Tuberville: Fetterman ‘has come a long way’

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#Tubberville, show us your genitals.

Just because you don't have any is no reason to be a dick.

Tubberville is a huge moron from a time back that needs to be erased. Tubberville thinks he is John Wayne. Shut up #tubberville.

MAGA Gets Roasted for Claiming Trump Saved Christmas Trump ally Sen. Tommy Tuberville thanked the president-elect for bringing Christmas “back in America.”

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He’s an embarrassment to this state but also to this COUNTRY. #tubberville