RE: https://hachyderm.io/@ttscoff/116337149917948448

#turnsout

Oh, and a #turnsout. Bar soap was the primary means of handwashing until SoftSoap debuted in 1980. They couldn't patent the pump, so they bought up all the inventory available (approx. 100 million pumps) to prevent the likes of P&G from getting into the game. 2/2

Tfw you check your phone after like an hour at work & there's 23 new messages in the family group chat 😬 BUT #TurnsOut it's your adult children showing off D&D character designs bc your son just had his 3D-printed as an action figure 🥰

#turnsout that incessant high pitched noise was not my tinnitus but a nest of baby catbirds

While #everyone was #drooling over his #crooked #knob, I was #sittingback just #waiting to see what kind of #man he really was. #Turnsout, he’s #exactly the #type of #worm I #envisioned him to be, but #hoped I was #wrong.

#TurnsOut
#ItsHardMaking
#AmericaRussian

Turns out, @TabBenoitLA is hilarious. #TurnsOut http://t.co/n04p4uYHHK

#turnsout

I believe Reggie just trolled the TED crowd. www.youtube.com/watch #turnsout