so drunk i just looked up "cz75" expecting to see used ones for sale under $200 on craig's list so i can have one sit somewhere in an undisclosed location collecting dust #TwoBeersTuesday
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drank so much tonight that i somehow had my phone catch onto the toilet lid after peeing and it flew out of my shorts pocket and landed in the toilet and i pulled it out and rinsed it off immediately, and after it dried off it said it was overheating but its not even warm??? #TwoBeersTuesday
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theyre puttinf blue in the roofs in chine #TwoBeersTuesday
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like, are there people out there who want to have the world sbiggest braests simply becuase they would be fun to play with, and not out of some self-degredation thing? #TwoBeersTuesday #ThePervertHour
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i wanna tittyfuck hanekawa tsubasa so bad becusae her boobs are enoarmus fhen i wanna swap bodies with her and feel what being tityfucked is like becuade im a feminist and want to legel with women as equals #ThePervertHour #TwoBeersTuesday
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well, not yet, but soon #TwoBeersTuesday
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just cracked open a second can of Greater Good IPA, which is a substantial amount of alcohol to consume, but it is the only alcohol i have on hand forr #TwoBeersTuesday
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i was kind of stressed out, working in a grocery store on a sunday afternoon earlier, but then i imagined giving head to Soyo from MyGo!!!!! and what sounds she would make while cumming in my mouth and that put me in avgood mood #TwoBeersTuesday #ThePervertHour
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i love having a size fetish so much. this is so silly. someday, a girl is gonnafind out im into this and think it's really cute that i wanna sit in the oalm of her hand and hug her finger, adn maybe hump it like a pilloew #TwoBeersTuesday #ThePervertHour
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