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U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
@usdsegl.bsky.social
10 months ago
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PROCEDURAL:This will be archived as required by the Revised Broken Clockspotting Act of '25. The last paragraph will be highlighted as unnecessary to the point, pursuant with the Spineless Emboldening of Pathetic Racists clause.
#Parody #Satire #USDSEGL #Seagull #BrokenClock #ImpeachTrump #FireBondi

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U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
@usdsegl.bsky.social
11 months ago
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From the Desk of Geed B. Suvene: USD-SEGL stands with Rep. Sara Jacobs on the DELETE DOGE Act. Phase 7 protocols activated. Guillotine readiness remains contingent on public resource redistribution.
#Satire #Parody #SaraJacobs #DeleteDOGE #USDSEGL #Seagull #TrumpIsAFailure #Left

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U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
@usdsegl.bsky.social
11 months ago
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From the desk of Director Geed B. Suvene: USD-SEGL officially endorses the Vatican Seagull for Pope. As the Conclave continues, we trust the votes will be cast for his glorious feathered ascension. Long live Pope SEGL the 1st!
#Satire #Parody #Seagull #Pope #Conclave2025 #USDSEGL

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U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
U. S. Department of Structural Equity and Guillotine Logistics
@usdsegl.bsky.social
11 months ago

USD-SEGL acknowledges Powell’s latest response to Trump's tariffs and has activated Oligarch Oversight. Redistribution is 2 rowboats instead of 30 yachts. Non-compliance will be reported to the Ministry of Sharpened Accountability.
#Satire #Parody #Trumpflation #USDSEGL #seagull

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