Looks like we found a ham sandwich a grand jury won't indict Federal prosecutors failed to secure a grand jury indictment against the D.C. man who was arrested for hurling a Subway sandwich at a CBP officer.

Absolutely love that DC grand jury said Nope! on this case.

#SandwichMan #UndeadlyAssaultBySammich

Clowning as protest. :D #SandwichProtest

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