A Texas Rangers player in a red jersey with white pants. The jersey says TEJAS in block curved letters with a white outline. The placket of the jersey has white trim all the way down. Sleeves have tiny white arm band trim. Pants are white with tiny red leg trim. Hat is red with a white block T.

Texas Rangers: 2/10

Boo yuck dumb

Looks like a college uniform (derogatory). The TEJAS is dumb and forced. DO BETTER. Hat doesn’t match. Player looks like a mannequin.

#ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky #CityConnect

Jackson Merrill in a Padres City Connect. The jersey is navy blue with white font that says SAN DIEGO. It’s outlined in orange and red. The sleeves have orange trim and a tiny band of red trim. White pants have the same trim going down the leg. The hat is white with a navy brim. The hat has the Padres SD logo so the the S in orange and the D in blue.

Padres: 6/10

You think you’re funny? 😒

Of COURSE I like the color combo but IT’S A LITTLE FAMILIAR….(ok maybe an 8)

The 2-color, 2-sized stripe trim is 🤌🤌🤌

Font is a little silly for me. It’s giving Merienda.

#ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky

Christian Yelich in a Brewers City Connect. It’s a deep cornflower blue with white font. The chest says Wisco in classic baseball script with a tail. The number 22 is bottom left. The collar has white trim. Pants are white with a blue belt. Yelich is clutching the brim of his hat which is the same jersey blue but has a white W in a different more angular font.

Milwaukee Brewers: 8.5/10

Great colors!! This is the best one with the white pants! (And I usually hate white pants)

Appropriate amount of white trim (sleeves would be too much) & that classic font is 🤌. But the hat! Why are y’all changing fonts? Also Wisco kinda silly 🤭

#ElleSky #SwagSky #UniSky

Hunter Greene in a red City Connect. The jersey has thing black sleeve cuff trim and features a geometric C on the front left chest. The C almost looks like a sideways art deco arch. It’s white with red inner art deco “arches” and a black outline. The number 21 is on the right chest and is black with a white outline. The same art deco C is on the red hat with a black brim. The pants are red. Hunter is smiling nice and big.

Cincinnati Reds: 7/10

That C is so cool! I love that they did the same one on the hat. But IT’S A LOT OF RED. (But Elle, isn’t their team name the Reds? Yeah but my eyes)

We need more contrast. Bigger sleeve band? Black collar! Black pants? Weigh in folks.

#ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky

Adley Rutschman in a Baltimore city connect. It’s cream with green sleeves and yellow arm bands. The front says BMORE in green with yellow trim. The hat has a yellow B but it’s in a different font and the yellow looks different. Cream pants.

Baltimore Orioles: 8/10

Is this probably my least favorite color combo? Yes. But did they absolutely kill this? ALSO YES.

The BMORE has such swag. Jersey font? boss. Sleeves? Boss. That’s how you add pizazz! Points off for the hat being a different font. Not as swag.

#ElleSky #UniSky #SwagSky

Atlanta’s new City Connects, modeled by Ronald Acuña, Jr. The uniform features a baby blue jersey with white Atlanta in script outlined in red. The number 13 is darker blue. The sleeves and collar have a red and blue stripe trim. The pants are white with a red leg stripe. The hat is baby blue with a lower case a in white script outlined in white. Acuña is pointing to the distance and smiling.

Atlanta Braves: 9/10

Gorgeous colors, love the font! Hard to top this one. May be a 10/10??? Also Acuña looks so cute 🥹

#ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky #CityConnects

8 MLB players in their city connect uniforms.

Everyone* has been asking me, when are you gonna review the 8 new City Connects for your very famous #ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky polls??? Ask and you shall receive!

A #CityConnect 🧵

*not a soul

Article by Anthony Castrovince.

Anyone else had their childhood shaped by Avatar the Last Airbender? Bc I sure did lol

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a powerbook g3 Lombard booting up running mac os 9.2

i truly hate this computer

Pt2! It seems the bunny's luck has changed for the better~

Collab with my amazing partner and avi maker @grach.bsky.social

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The Call of wildflowers

fuck

If there were none but wise men in the world it would soon be desert.

Politics are the food of sense exposed to the hunger of folly, and they seem to be devoured with such a voracious appetite that no proper assimilation or digestion takes place in the body politic. The appetite is great; the digestion is imperfect.

LandSat Picture of Washington, DC by NASA

boredom & rage

Women’s basketball game: South Carolina in black vs UCLA in white.

Women’s basketball game: South Carolina in black vs UCLA in white.

Women’s basketball game: South Carolina in black vs UCLA in white.

Women’s basketball game: South Carolina in black vs UCLA in white.

Yeah I’m watching Astros later but first, the NCAA Women’s Championship game! 🏀

Who’s got the better threads in today’s matchup between UCLA 🤍💙💛 and South Carolina 🖤♥️🤍?

Weigh in below 👇

#ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky

Travail des champs.

Relief lunaire.

About Yesterday : Péniche aménagée sur un canal.

Happy Easter! So many jokes I could say about getting nailed all night but ill be respectful. AAnyways here is pictures of me getting railed by one huge nail~

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Rodrigo Robles in a white kit with thin vertical rainbow stripes on the crest side. He’s yelling about an awful no-call

Azaad Liadi in a white kit.

Naples’ Cisneros getting “medical attention” after a dive. Another player is by his side, comforting him like he’s a baby. They’re in dark blue I think.

Triumph in white vs Naples in blue.

Y’all thought I was done? I got one more in me!

My boys are on the road in Naples tonight. Who’s got the better USL1 threads: FC Naples 💙🤍 or Greenville Triumph FC 🤍💙🌈?

Weigh in below 👇

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The dive pic of Cisneros is the best I could get of Naples’ kit 🤷‍♀️

Medina from the As in a yellow uniform.

The As in yellow jerseys and white pants.

Christian Walker in gray.

Astros in gray and As in yellow.

Bolts on TV, Astros on my phone! Time for another uniform poll!

Who’s got the better threads in the matchup between the As 💛🤍💚 and the #Astros 🩶💙🧡?

Weigh in below 👇

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Andrei Vasilevskiy in black.

Bolts in black and Bruins in white.

Bolts in black and Bruins in white.

Bolts in black and Bruins in white.

I’m home! And it’s time for another uniform poll! Who’s got the better threads in tonight’s matchup between Tampa Bay Lightning 🖤💙⚡️ and the Boston Bruins 🤍🖤💛?

Weigh in below 👇 and #GoBolts! ⚡️⚡️

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