Get them to use old fitness equipment
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Send in an underage decoy to ask the sexual predator where he conducts his trafficking operations
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They only think they're alone...
They don't know about...
THE BUD ICE PENGUIN!!!
🎶Doo be doo be doo...🎶
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Did I mention leaving a hidden trap door open to lull them into being betrayed by their own complacent distraction and inattention?
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A Booby Trap!
Hidden Trap Door, but left open, so they don't think it's a trap, and that's when it gets them!
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Booty Traps
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Decapitating Ceiling Fan
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Don't even try it, hipsters!
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I mean, you can get a really cheap drone nowadays. Same with a 3D printer.
Sure the latter would take some time, but I bet you a little brat like that already has something prepped.
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#UpdatedHomeAloneTraps Instead of cardboard silhouettes, there will be ABBA holograms in the windows.
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Too soon.
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