Ur mama so literate, she mass-produced Sumerian texts.
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Ur mama got around so much she had to invent a new dating system for the whole city-state.
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Ur mama so balanced, she drafted codes to balance lives and loss with punishment and payback.
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Ur mama so organized, she standardized administrative processes, archival documentation, the tax system, and the national calendar.
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Ur mama so rich, she controlled trade throughout the entire geographic region.
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Ur mama so unique, she spoke a language isolate.
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Ur mama so artistic, she set the Standard.
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Ur mama so respectable, everyone worshiped Nanna.
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Ur mama so forgettable, she presided over the second dynasty.
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Ur mama so fit she built the ziggurat just to get her steps in.
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Ur mama so fertile, she obviated the needed for agricultural revolution.
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Ur mama so fat, she survived the aridification famines and set societal beauty standards for the next thousand years.
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