VOTE #YUKON FOR *AMERICA*, AND THEN ALSO #VOTEDALEK2024
ON ELECTION DAY, OR AS MANY TIMES BETWEEN NOW AND THEN AS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH, REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2024 FOR THE NATION'S, AND WORLD'S, ONLY HONEST POLITICIAN, WHO WOULD NEVER DENY A ZINGER ABOUT MY MANY POLITICAL ENEMIES.
REMINDER THAT IN ADDITION TO BEING THE ONLY DALEK CANDIDATE IN THIS RACE, I AM ALSO THE ONLY CANDIDATE WITH A PLAN, LITERALLY ANY PLAN, TO DEAL WITH THE UNCONTROLLED AIRBORNE PLAGUE WHICH HAS EXTERMINATED WELL OVER A MILLION AMERICANS TO DATE, AND MAIMED TENS OF MILLIONS MORE.
#VOTEDALEK2024
SELECTION FROM AN AUTON'S WISCONSIN BALLOT SHOWING THE ONLY PROPER CHOICE FOR PRESIDENTIAL TICKET #VOTEDALEK2024
VOTE EARLY.
VOTE OFTEN.
#VOTEDALEK2024
IT WAS A VERY RICH AND FLAVORFUL CHEDDAR TOO! CHEDDAR DOES SOMETHING STRANGE AFTER 18 YEAR MARK WHERE IT STOPS GETTING MORE CRYSTALLINE AND STARTS GETTING SMOOTHER & CREAMIER AGAIN, BUT OF COURSE, OUTSIDE WI, WHO MAKES CHEDDAR THAT OLD?
*BEAMS IN WISCONSIN*
*SWING STATE PANDERING*
#VOTEDALEK2024
PICTURE OF A BLOCK OF 19 YEAR WHITE WISCONSIN CHEDDAR ON THE CHEESE BOARD NOM NOM
@scotchymcsing.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social WHY YES, I *AM* BEING VERY PRESIDENTIAL BY HAVING A CHEESE BOARD FEATURING THIS 19 YEAR CHEDDAR FOR LUNCH, #VOTEDALEK2024
HARD DISAGREE FROM THE LEADING DALEK PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: THE *ONLY* VALUE HUMAN LIFE HAS IS ECONOMIC, AND YOU SHOULD #VOTEDALEK2024 TO MAXIMIZE THAT VALUE WITH MY PLATFORM OF CAREFUL HERD MANAGEMENT AND WELL-STRUCTURED DALEK LABOR CAMPS!
HOORAY FOR CAPITALISM, MY LATEST KINO LORBER ORDER ARRIVED! 7 HORROR MOVIES ON BLU RAY, SIX OF THEM NEW.
AT THIS POINT #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN IS BECOMING AN OFFICIAL ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLANK OF THE #VOTEDALEK2024 CAMPAIGN
AHEM.
ALL THIS IS TO SAY COVID IS BAD BECAUSE IT IMPACTS *ME*, YOUR OVERLORD.
FOR SCIENCE-BASED PUBLIC HEALTH, SUITABLE FOR MANAGING THE 'RESOURCE' THAT IS YOUR SPECIES (SO WE CAN STAFF THE DALEK LABOR CAMPS AND/OR HOLLOW OUT YOUR PLANET AND MAKE IT INTO A SPACESHIP), REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2024 !
HARD SHOUTY DISAGREE! #VOTEDALEK2024 AND AMERICA WILL BRING FRACKING TO THE MOON!
EH. IT'S NOT REALLY *MY* PROBLEM, EVEN IF I AM RUNNING TO RULE OVER THE RUINS OF THIS BENIGHTED ROCK ( #VOTEDALEK2024), BUT THE LEGAL AUTON IS KIND OF BITTER ABOUT SLOGGING WELL INTO YEAR 4 OF PERPETUAL HOUSEBOUND ISOLATION BECAUSE 'LET ER RIP' BECAME OFFICIAL GLOBAL POLICY.
FOOLISH LEGAL AUTON!
@kjaycee.bsky.social SHOWCASING THE SORT OF SOPHISTICATED PALATE, BOTH CULINARY AND CINEMATIC, THAT BEFITS A PROPER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, THIS DALEK IS PAIRING THE LATEST RIFFTRAX SHERLOCK HOLMES RELEASE WITH A FANCY INDIAN MEAL.
VINDALOO! VINDALOOOOOOOOOOOO
#VOTEDALEK2024
THE MINUS BLACK AND WHITE ONE IS ALSO ON NETFLIX I BELIEVE!
#HELPFULDALEK #VOTEDALEK2024
@kjaycee.bsky.social DID *YOU* KNOW THAT THERE IS YET ANOTHER CRONENBERG OUT THERE, MAKING WEIRD HORROR MOVIES? IT'S TRUE!
DOES ANY OTHER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PROVIDE SUCH TIMELY AND FACTUAL UPDATES? I THINK NOT.
#VOTEDALEK2024
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@kjaycee.bsky.social MISSING REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES IS VERY ON TREND!
...I SAY, SAFELY HOVERING OVER THE LINE OF GOOD TASTE, AS IS MY WONT AND ESTABLISHED POLITICAL RECORD.
#VOTEDALEK2024
@kjaycee.bsky.social @scotchymcsing.bsky.social FEELING VERY PRESIDENTIAL HERE AT THE SAUCER AS WE EAT CHINESE FOOD AND WATCH 'LEGEND OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES' IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
#VOTEDALEK2024
JUST SAYING: THIS DALEK CANDIDATE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE AFTER FALSELY DECLARING A GLOBAL PLAGUE OVER, THEN REPEATEDLY CATCHING THAT SAME PLAGUE UNTIL MY BRAIN MELTS.
#VOTEDALEK2024
I EVEN GOT A 4K VERSION OF 'DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS' SO WE'D HAVE SOMETHING TO SCREEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE IF THE FRENCH PRESIDENT EVER SHOWS UP FOR A STATE VISIT.
HOW'S THAT FOR DIPLOMACY?
#VOTEDALEK2024
7 VINCENT PRICE FILMS ALONE, KAY. SEVEN! THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I HAVE PRESIDENTAL TASTE.
#VOTEDALEK2024
YOUR TIMELY REMINDER THAT #VOTEDALEK2024 IS STILL AN OPTION AND INDEED, THE ONLY RATIONAL CHOICE THIS FALL
@scotchymcsing.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social GOING MAD 'THE SHINING' STYLE AS THE TECH DALEK HAS THE SAUCE PRINTER GOING FULL-TILT ON THE BOOK PROJECT.
AT LEAST *MY* BAR IS FULL OF NON-PHANTASMAL WHISKEY!
#DALEKWIN #VOTEDALEK2024
THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.
BACK TO THE ATROCITIES!
#VOTEDALEK2024
A DARK AND SHOCKING DAY FOR AMERICA AS THIS DALEK WAS *NOT* CONVICTED OF 34 COUNTS OF ANYTHING BY THE SHADOW PROCLAMATION.
I PUT IN SO MUCH WORK! I SIGNED THE EVIDENCE OF MY ATROCITIES! WHAT MORE DOES A DALEK NEED TO DO TO GET FREE CAMPAIGN PRESS?
#VOTEDALEK2024
THIS IS WHY IT IS ESSENTIAL TO KEEP YOUR DEATH BEAM FULL CHARGED AT ALL TIMES!
#DALEKPROTIP
#VOTEDALEK2024
ON THIS, THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF *SUBVERSION*, REMEMBER: AMERICA STANDS APART, STRONG, FREE, AND MIGHTILY CAPITALIST - JUST AS DAVROS INTENDED!
#VOTEDALEK2024
#VOTEDALEK2024 BECAUSE MY PLATFORM WILL REPLACE ALL HUMAN IDENTIFICATION WITH SIMPLE LABOR CAMP IMPLANTABLE IDENTIFICATION CHIPS. IMPOSSIBLE TO MISPLACE! ALSO, TO REMOVE. PROBABLY EXPLOSIVE.
YOUR DALEK OVERLORD IS COMING TO THIS LATE (BUSY CAMPAIGNING, #VOTEDALEK2024), BUT THE GODS OF ALCHEMY RECENTLY BLESSED MY BLACK HEART WITH PERFORATOR CROCODILE, THE IDEAL ANSWER TO THOSE LIFEGAIN TOKEN DECKS, AND I HAVE BEEN PUTTING IT TO USE, STABBING THEM RIGHT IN THE FACE.
PERFECT FOR WRITING MY NAME INTO FUTURE PRESIDENTIAL BALLOTS! REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2024!
A SINGING POLITICIAN?
FEELS TOO MUCH LIKE A 90S MOVIE. BUT I WILL CONSIDER IIIIIIIIIIIT!!
#VOTEDALEK2024
OF COURSE I WOULD! BUT I WOULD MAKE SURE IT ALSO USED GOOD OLD FASHIONED WHALE OIL IN THE ENGINES, AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING AIR TRAVEL, IF PARTS FELL OFF OF *MY* JET, IT WOULDN'T BE BECAUSE BOEING FORGOT A FEW BOLTS. IT WOULD BE ON PURPOSE! OVER THE POOR NEIGHBORHOODS!
#VOTEDALEK2024