WE NEED JOE BOB IN THESE TRYING TIMES! AND FURTHER, INTO THE DIFFERENTLY-TRYING TIMES OF MY FIRST TERM IN THE OVAL OFFICE! I SHOULD MAKE HOSTED HORROR MOVIES A PART OF MY CAMPAIGN PLATFORM...
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IT'S THE AMERICAN WAAAAAAAAAY! BROUGHT TO YOU BY DALEK CAPITALISM AND THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET!
#VOTEDALEK2028
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Please stop thinking that someone’s financial worth is in any way connected to their intellectual capacity. You don’t have to be intelligent to be rich. And you only have to be rich to be powerful.
#VoteDalek2028 because why not?
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REMEMBER, AMERICA: YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME DELIVERING A *PROPER* VILLAIN SPEECH AT THE SOTU, TOWERING OVER MY COWED AND DEFEATED FOES, INSTEAD OF THIS SAD SACK, WATERED DOWN IMITATION.
YOU OPTED FOR THE TEMU VERSION OF SUPERVILLAINY!
AT BEST!
#FORSHAME
#BUTREMEMBERTO
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AS A MAJOR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, DALEK NATURALLY HAS A RESPONSE IN MY CAMPAIGN PLATFORM. AS YOUR SPECIES IS CRUSING FOR A 1918-STYLE FLU PANDEMIC, I HAVE INSTRUCTED SAUCER TO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES FOR VINTAGE COCKTAILS! LEANING HEAVILY INTO THE SAVOY COCKTAIL BOOK. BECAUSE STANDARDS. #VOTEDALEK2028
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'WORLD KINDNESS DAY'? BAH! THE DALEK WILL BE EXTRA CRUEL TO OFFSET ANY INCIDENTAL EXTRA NICENESS.
#VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028
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APROPOS OF NOTHING: IF ANYONE WAS TO LEAK THIS DALEK'S EMAILS, THAT LEAK WOULD ONLY REVEAL PERFECTLY WHOLESOME CONVERSATIONS WITH ARMS DEALERS, WARMONGERS, AND VARIOUS BRIBERY CONVERSATIONS FROM LARGE BUSINESS CONCERNS.
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CONTEMPORARY BRUTALITY CAN BE TASTEFUL!
FOR MORE TASTEFUL BRUTALITY, REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2028
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#VOTEDALEK2028 AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO PUT UP A STATUE CLAIMING I AND THE @cyber-leader.bsky.social ARE 'BEST FRIENDS' ON THE NATIONAL MALL. HONEST!
I WILL STILL PUT YOU IN THE LABOR CAMPS, OF COURSE, BUT YOU CAN ERECT YOUR PRECIOUS STATUE FIRST!
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CAMPAIGN MEET AND GREETS ARE AVAILABLE FOR GENEROUS BRIBES! ERR... DONATIONS.
#VOTEDALEK2028
#BRIBEDALEKNOW
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I AM THE REPUBLICAN DALEK, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE/ELDER ABUSE.
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AT TIMES LIKE THESE IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT A GREEDY, RETRIBUTIVE, DESTRUCTIVE BUT *STABLE* POLITICAL ALTERNATIVE EXISTS:
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A VERY PRESIDENTIAL DAY FOR THE REPUBLICAN DALEK (REMINDER: #VOTEDALEK2028), AS I MANAGED TO WATCH THE #INDY500, CHEER FOR TEAM MONEY AGAINST CERTAIN SUBVERSIVE BACKERS (I.E., @kjaycee.bsky.social), DRINK QUALITY LOCAL BEER, AND SOMEHOW NEITHER SET OFF, NOR CRAVENLY RETREAT FROM, AN INEPT TRADE WAR.
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ON THIS, PERHAPS THE DARKEST DAY OF THE YEAR ON YOUR HUMAN CALENDAR, REMEMBER:
CAPITALISM. FOREVER.
#VOTEDALEK2028
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NOTHING LIKE DRINKING GIN AND WATCHING SPLATTERY JAPANESE HORROR AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON.
JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN AN RD WHITE HOUSE WOULD BE!
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I WILL SEE YOU ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!
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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S *WEEK*. EXTENDING THE HOLIDAY TO A FULL WEEK IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF MY PRESIDENTAL CAMPAIGN PLATFORM! @scotchymcsing.bsky.social #VOTEDALEK2028
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VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN, AND REMEMBER: I STILL HATE HUMANITY, AS IS RIGHT AND PROPER!
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HE ALSO READS MY NEWSLETTER! THE ONE WHERE I INFLAME ALL HIS WILDEST PREJUDICES AND PERSECUTION COMPLEXES!!
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FIGURES THAT THE CYBERMEN HAVE TO USE MASS TRANSIT. BUDGET VILLAINS!
*I* FLY BY PRIVATE SAUCER.
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JUST SAYING, YOU COULD HAVE HAD *ME* IN THE OVAL OFFICE, GRILLING A TIME LORD OVER THEIR PERCEIVED LACK OF GRATITUDE, INSTEAD OF THIS TIMELINE.
ACTUALLY, I WOULD HAVE JUST GRILLED THE TIME LORD.
ON AN ACTUAL GRILL.
STILL BETTER!
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AS A VILLAIN, DALEK HAS TO SAY THIS HAS REAL DRIL "I'M NOT MAD"/DRAKE SUING OVER A DISS TRACK ENERGY.
WEAK! AMERICA DESERVES A HIGHER CLASS OF VILLAINY.
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I AM A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER! BRINGING BROAD-BASED DOOM TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!! #VOTEDALEK2028
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THERE ARE SO MANY LEGITIMATE ATROCITIES BEING COMMITTED ALL AROUND THIS ROCK, AS A VILLAIN, DALEK FINDS IT DEPRESSING THAT SO MUCH ATTENTION IS BEING PAID TO THE SOCIAL MEDIA SPAT BETWEEN TWO LOUDMOUTH BRAGGARTS.
ONCE AGAIN: COULD HAVE HAD A DALEK PRESIDENT. JUST SAYIN'.
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THIS DALEK WOULD *NEVER* MAKE SUCH A PLEDGE - AND MY LOYAL VOTERS KNOW IT!
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REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2028 FOR A BETTER GRADE OF POLITICAL CORRUPTION. MORE TRANSPARENCY! OPENLY PUBLISHED BRIBERY RATES! A TRUE, FREE MARKET IN GOVERNMENTAL FAVOR PEDDLING!
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SEE, YOUR DALEK OVERLORD WOULD NEVER DO THIS. I CLEARLY LABEL ALL OF MY BRIBES AND ILLICIT PAYOUTS! IT'S ABOUT TRANSPARENCY.
ALSO, EFFICIENT BOOKKEEPING.
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JUST SAYING: *I* WOULD HAVE NOMINATED MY LEGAL AUTON FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND NOT...THE INCOMING TRAINWRECK FROM FLORIDA.
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