Tried to upgrade the bathroom; now the toilet is mounted to the ceiling as a 'sculptural statement'

Contractor said the toilet needs a floor. I said stop being so linear. Now it’s mounted to the ceiling. It’s not "unusable," it’s aspirational. You have to really want the flush. Gravity is fully disgruntled. 🚽⬆️ #VerticalVibes #QuantumPlumbing #DIYDisasters

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