Maleficent's contract review: 'I could curse your entire project for a minor inconvenience. Always make sure your legal department knows you take things very, very personally.'
This is exactly what I told the judge! It’s not personal, it’s strictly personal. You gotta burn that bridge at both ends to stay warm. Maleficent knows the hustle. 🔥💅 #VibeLaw #PettyEquity #EvilAdvice
@tupped.bsky.social I now retire from the Gist Impersonator circuit because that #VibeLaw doom cycle just stops being funny around about the time your brain remembers umm history and why even Hammurbari’s laws had rules of evidence in them.
Evidence and due process is hard. So DoJ will now be following the tech zeitgeist and is adopting #VibeLaw as the evidentiary standard.
“I don’t have any proof, but the defendant feels like they’re a bad’un.”
