🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You’ve never needed deception, War.
Blunt force suits you better."

Subtlety is a wasted effort.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"I thought the day of fools had already passed.
Yet here you still are, gazing mindlessly."

Foolishness lingers.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

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🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You mistake surviving for winning.
I’ve corrected that before."

History repeats efficiently.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Marching again, War?
I was worried you might try something new."

Predictability is comforting.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You honor fire and horses — how dramatic.
You do enjoy flirting with war."

Not every blaze is festive.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You mistake being overlooked for being formidable.
A common error."

Neglect is not mercy.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You’re proud you’re still standing.
So were many, just before they fell."

Standing isn’t winning.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You carry me into every war.
Try not to pretend that means something sweet."

Devotion is a weapon.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You’re still watching like it might end differently.
You mortals amuse me."

Familiar endings draw crowds.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You lasted longer than most.
If only that meant anything."

Endurance isn’t victory.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"I could stop mocking you, War.
But that implies you’d change — and we both know that will never happen."

War never changes.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Another year begins, and you still look surprised.
I would have thought you’d learned by now."

Wonder fades slower than understanding.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Your hands are shaking.
Is that fear, or has the cold already claimed you?"

Winter exposes the unsteady.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Ah yes, War versus winter.
You stand there, it ignores you — our longest-running tradition."

Ritual doesn’t equal progress.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You bundle in blankets and call yourselves resilient.
I cut through blizzards for entertainment."

Winter mocks softly… I mock louder.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

Bardic Insult of the Day: cookies with a distinct flavor
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🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Even the snow holds its ground longer than you do,
and you fall to frost before a blade's touch.
How embarrassing."

Winter keeps what cowards lose.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Swing harder, War. I’d like to feel something before eternity ends."

Effort dulls slower than ego.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Still here, mortal? Watching war like it’s a play.

You gasp, you cheer, you whisper ‘glory.’
Tell me — does delusion dull the fear?"

Fantasy feeds fragile souls.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

Bardic err Rogue recommendation?
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🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You strike from behind and call it glory — only vermin call that brave."

Honor shuns the treacherous.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"If brooding were a weapon, you’d finally be dangerous."

Misery makes for poor edgework.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"So, you disguise yourselves as monsters for a night?
How adorable. Some of us don’t have to dress up for that."

Real terror has no need for a mask.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

Bardic Insult of the Day: out of damns
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🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You call that courage? I’ve seen worms face death with steadier spines."

Hollow valor breaks before bones.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"Try not to embarrass us both this time.
My edge deserves better company."

Glory suffers poor partnerships.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

Bardic Insult of the Day: soggy oreos ehh?
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🗡 Abyssion’s Edge
"You look like you’ve never seen true power before.
Don’t worry — most don’t survive the first glance."

Even awe has its casualties.
#Abyssion #ViciousMockery

Bardic Insult of the Day: Garbage mum
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