Can someone write me a performance review that just says “surviving with flair”?

💅 Asking for a friend.....

#SelfEmployedButStruggling #GlitterAndGrit #3PMSpiral #VoguegenicsLaughs

Job interviewer: “Tell me about a time you overcame a challenge.”

Me: “It’s 3 PM right now and I haven’t quit yet.”

#BarelyHangingOn #PerformanceReviewThis #VoguegenicsLaughs

The silence is loud, but the snacks are comforting.
#SpiritualGhosting #OracleOutOfOffice #VoguegenicsLaughs

I may look calm, but I’m internally drafting 7 different responses to an email I’m not going to send.
#WorkAnxiety #CorporateCostumes #VoguegenicsLaughs

If you see me glowing, it’s just burnout with highlighter.
#CareerBurnout #AdultingFail #RelatableWorkLife #VoguegenicsLaughs