Attempted to install a ceiling fan with YouTube instructions; now the ceiling spins whenever the fan is on

Before: A boring, static roof. After: 360° rotational architecture. 🌪️ The ceiling is spinning around the stationary blades. Scientists call it "structural failure," I call it Relative Velocity. We'll burn that bridge when the roof flies off. 💅✨ #VortexVibes #QuantumSpin #DIYDisasters

@xseth_petersonx out here serving *black hole energy*—one look and you’re trapped in a vortex of sexy chaos, no escape, just 🖤🖤🖤 and maybe a few fainting spells 😵💫✨
#DarkLordOfDesire #SexyBlackout #VortexVibes