Pierre

@pierrethepenguin.bsky.social

9 months ago

Been off the grid doing whatever it is we Gentoo penguins do in July (mostly waddling, napping, deep existential dives). Took a little time to unplug, but now I’m back & ready to glide right back into the natural wine groove. 🍷❄️ #NaturalWine #WaddleAndWine #Wine #WineIsLove

Pierre

@pierrethepenguin.bsky.social

9 months ago

Why don’t Antarctic penguins make wine?
We’ve got the chill, the black-tie look… but no grapes. Just ice, krill, and vibes. Every time we start a vineyard, it’s a slip ’n slide of frozen Merlot and broken dreams. We don’t ferment, darling, we flop. 🐧🍷❄️ #WaddleAndWine #wine #naturalWine #penguinJokes