Constantly looking up while I walk because that Chinese balloon #WasANearMiss

#WasANearMiss because the printer snagged

#WasANearMiss

But I made it here to share a joke

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and saying `` woah , that was close '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and saying `` woah , that was close '' .

#WasANearMiss but eventually she agreed to marry me

#WasANearMiss but I made it into the paper bag, then set fire to it,rung the door bell and my revenge was certain

Nearly took up golf.
- 😁 Here's your golf club sir, that'll be 350 bucks please.
- 😡 How much?!
That #WasANearMiss

a person is playing a game of bingo on a table ALT: a person is playing a game of bingo on a table

Bingo always #WasANearMiss

a woman in a suit is giving a speech in front of a sign that says a bet for the future ALT: a woman in a suit is giving a speech in front of a sign that says a bet for the future

#WasANearMiss matching Liz Truss on tinder

a man in a plaid shirt is walking down a street with a woman in a red dress behind him ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is walking down a street with a woman in a red dress behind him

#WasANearMiss but I bought her that same dress the next day just like I said I would

a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing ALT: a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing

#WasANearMiss but I told them “NO BABY BROTHER or SISTER”

a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it ALT: a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it

When the chicken try to fight Peter griffin to the death. A match where there put it into a steel cage will be fun to watch💗 #WasANearMiss

Don't tell me I have to get the spitfire out the hanger. That #WasANearMiss

#WasANearMiss .. shame really

It #WasANearMiss but I remembered! 🥳

three babies are climbing up a set of stairs together . ALT: three babies are climbing up a set of stairs together .

#WasANearMiss but you wouldn’t take I can’t for an answer

#WasANearMiss but I got the last Cheetos! 🥳

It #WasANearMiss and all your fault!!! 😡

Daylight savings #WasANearMiss this year. 🥴

Phew, it #WasANearMiss but third time's a charm.

#WasANearMiss is this week's #FrikkinMisfits #HashtagGame !

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