To tell him you've got crabs, and to ask if he knows any good recipes for them

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To brag that your erection has lasted 5 hours, so far

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"I can't send you pictures or video, and I can't make it to the office, but if I describe it, can you tell me if this sounds infected?"

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To ask if they know a good exterminator.

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To ask if she has a stepsister who's a genius lefthanded vegetarian Asian ambidextrous librarian who wears glasses #DropsMic

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You just moved to Neptune and need prescription strength cold medicine 🥶

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you need more cowbell

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The voices in your head are writing an sf novel far more interesting than you could, using the pseudonym Wanda Gayle Rauchfahne 😲

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To sing Words by Missing Persons to him/her.

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You're out of coffee

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Ask what his safe word is.

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Ask what his start word is.

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Her name is Tina.

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