#WhenDoesSizeMatter

When Melania Trump has to use a dildo

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If you like buttery peas, only a big knob does the trick.

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When she's trying on her wedding dress. 😏 Two hours and three hissy fits later 🙄

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When you're a wee man teaching the Dutch to play football. Archie Gemmill!
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When you're a daft dog with a big stick.

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When you're wearing mum's shoes.

#WhenDoesSizeMatter When it’s the quantity of hashtag game responses you produce. Which makes up for the quality

#WhenDoesSizeMatter When it’s the portion of Sunday
Inch I’m getting

#WhenDoesSizeMatter It doesn’t, a former girlfriend assured me, when I worried about my size.

I remember her words even to this day “it really doesn’t matter that yours is bigger than most men. I still think you’re attractive. No, honestly, the size of your nose really doesn’t bother me”

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#WhenDoesSizeMatter When it’s me panicking that my tbr (to be read) pile is looking a little on the light side

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There’s no answer to that #WhenDoesSizeMatter

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