I came back from dialysis and found a Valentine’s Day card in my room. I wasn’t even signed. Even if I didn’t know the person, it’d been nice to know who sent it.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay
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#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay When is it?
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, you shouldn’t be surprised to be shot through the heart by some fat guy in a diaper.
Hopefully, someone will call the police and arrest him. Having an arrow shot through your heart can’t be a good thing.
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#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, it doesn't matter if you make passionate, heartfelt love to each other every day.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, maybe it's time for a Han Solo.
A man who forgot Valentines day bakes a massive Reese’s peanut butter cup
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay you have to go hard on the make up chocolate
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, make sure you don’t forget to sleep on the couch!! 🛋️
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, don't forget that Grok can now recommend the best foods to stick into your rectum!
RFK Jr. has tested them all himself!
#WhenYouForgetValentinesday those chocolates that you got for your loved one ain’t going to not eat themselves so you better get down to eating them for you and your partner.💗
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay you know someone going to either know 9 months from now that Maybe putting a condom on would have been the best option. When they’re in the diaper section.
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You know you’re in the dog house by not gifting your partner what they want.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay
It just means someone is in the dog house now.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, blame it on the cats!
Hashtag game in progress! Play along, it's fun! 😃
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay
Hashtag game in progress! Play along, it's fun! 😃
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#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay make it sound that it’s because you’re anti-capitalist.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay say you crafting a special, one of a kind card, and when you opened a fresh jar of glitter it exploded. Blinded by the sparkly shards, you were in the hospital for a week while your eyes were healing.
You didn't call, because you didn't want them to worry
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, maybe you can watch stuff about it on YouTube again now!
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, you better act super into the Olympics.
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay Apologize - while holding a cat. Who could get angry with an adorable cat present?
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay tell them you already celebrated Canadian Valentine's Day a few months ago
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay, pretend that you were planning to celebrate the start of the year of the horse instead! 😹
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay cook a nice romantic dinner with some week old Valentine's Day steak from the supermarket
Only 362 days until the next one!
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Time to hit up that Easter candy, son!
#WhenYouForgetValentinesDay
Valentine’s Day may be over but some people may have forgotten to do something nice for their significant other.
Please join @catbirder27.bsky.social and special guest @sethfromthe716.bsky.social for tonight’s Feline Frenzies tag #WhenYouForgetValentinesDay 💔
Valentine's Day? When was that?
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