🎶Dancin' with myself🎶
When no one else is #WhiteKnighting for Elon Musk, Musk will tweet from his dummy accounts to sing his own praises.
Not unlike when Trump acted as his own fake PR agent.
The usual #WhiteKnighting from Jack Dorsey & Maye Musk during a #MuskMeltdown is expected, but today, crickets.
Maye Musk dressed in her natural state as a vampire.
Nevermind, she's ready.
#WhiteKnighting #MuskMeltdown
Poor lil Elon, nobody except for Mommy, Maye Musk, will be #WhiteKnighting for him during this epic #MuskMeltdown.
Musk knows he has NO protection from DOJ investigations sending him to prison & Trump won't pardon him when convicted.
Musk is TERRIFIED he's going to prison, because he FINALLY is.
#MuskMeltdown
Musk is desperate for some #Whiteknighting too.
Elon Musk loves being a #ProfessionalVictim, engages in abusive and or illegal behavior and when met with accountability plays the victim without shame or remorse.
Maye Musk should ride in on her broom #WhiteKnighting for her spawn of Satan soon.
Insecure Elon often uses Mommy's account when #WhiteKnighting
Jack Dorsey #WhiteKnighting for Elon Musk
Elon Musk must have serious dirt on former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.
Dorsey loves #WhiteKnighting for Musk and done so for the better part of two decades.
Mommy Maye Musk #WhiteKnighting for Elon's evil ways in 5...4...3...
Elon Musk demanding #WhiteKnighting to save him from utter humiliation is always hilarious.
Like when Musk DEMANDED the Thai government send him a public "thank you" for wasting precious rescue time when he sent the SpaceX cave dildo they DID NOT use or ask for.
Elon Musk demanding #WhiteKnighting to save him from utter humiliation is always hilarious.
Like when Musk DEMANDED the Thai government send him a public "thank you" for wasting precious rescue time when he sent the SpaceX cave dildo they DID NOT use or ask for.
Maye Musk was dropped by CoverGirl YEARS ago likely due to a Twitter boycott because she was #WhiteKnighting for Elon. In 2025 Maye Musk is NOT with CoverGirl. They are horrible people and facts still matter.
#ForcedAccountability
Insecure Elon loves to lash out.
Musk even used his Mommy Maye's account again yesterday.
(Peak insecurity)
Any guessing who he gets #WhiteKnighting for him today?
That's Elon using Mommy's account again for #WhiteKnighting.
Elon is feeling VERY insecure right now.
Good.
Elon bought Twitter for Mommy & incel #WhiteKnighting only.
Don't ruin Elon's day with facts.
We need BlueSky Polls: #STAT
Alright, which insecure Musk are we getting over Valentine's weekend?
#MaudlinMusk
#MedicalMusk
#ManicMusk
#KHoleSecured
Or will Musk demand #WhiteKnighting from his Mommy, his babies mommies, Jack Dorsey, government officials, or the Sierra Club?
STATUS UPDATE:
Grimes Elon Musk custody case has reached peak #WhiteKnighting for Musk if Grimes wants to see her kids.
Got it.
Ohhh this is good!
Musk's been privately humiliated in an area he thinks he's an expert (Space / Automotive) by an actual expert.
Musk channels that private humiliation outward into yet another field he knows nothing about, medicine, giving #MedicalMusk bangers!
#WhiteKnighting mommy incoming!
Elon Musk previously used his mommy, Jack Dorsey & the Sierra Club as part of his #WhiteKnighting campaign to save his image over lacking substance.
Phew!
Trump #WhiteKnighting for Musk Secured!
Trump really made Elon sweat over the work visas.
Maybe Musk can crawl out of his drugged up K-hole finally!
A #MuskMeltdown of this magnitude is layered:
1 Stress from massive fraud across all his companies
2 Drug use (K-hole Secured)
3 Musk overplayed his hand w Trump (neither care about MAGA base) No #WhiteKnighting from Trump
Musk NEEDS Trump's help for inevitable DOJ Tesla civil & criminal charges
This #MuskMeltdown is truly one of the best.
Trump ignoring Musk is killing Musk.
The only thing left is #WhiteKnighting from Mommy, Maye Musk.
It's not a true Musk Twitter fight until Mommy Maye Musk comes #WhiteKnighting to her son's indefensible defense.