#WhyIWasNotAContender I missed my shot

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Lost my place in the contest to a bounder in a duel.

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They found a few things in my gloves 🥊🥊

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Because he went to the Gunners instead

a tugboat named safety spirit is pulling a barge down a river ALT: a tugboat named safety spirit is pulling a barge down a river

#WhyIWasNotAContender because I was an ex con tender

an elderly man is standing next to a robot that says the bots are taking over ! ALT: an elderly man is standing next to a robot that says the bots are taking over !

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I was attacked by my AI trainer.

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#whyiwasnotacontender Not tender enough

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#WhyIWasNotAContender I was a little overweight.

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#whyiwasnotacontender Low battery

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Too busy chillin'

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Born On First Base

I couldn't pee clean.
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a man wearing sunglasses and a varsity jacket with the letter b on it . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a varsity jacket with the letter b on it .

#whyiwasnotacontender see for yourself…

bugs bunny is wearing a jail uniform and holding a hammer in a cartoon . ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a jail uniform and holding a hammer in a cartoon .

#whyiwasnotacontender I was a con

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Bribed the wrong person.

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oops…forgot all about it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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#WhyIWasNotAContender too much shenanigans

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Absolute laziness.

#WhyIWasNotAContender I was always picked last in gym class.

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#WhyIWasNotAContender I'm a cat, and cats sleep a lot

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#WhyIWasNotAContender too busy playing the previous game

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Because I wasn't living in the Cunt End of London.

#WhyIWasNotAContender too many late nights pouring over the Temu sex doll catalogue

#WhyIWasNotAContender I had a tp fetish

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