Good morning to everyone except my alarm clock, which clearly has no respect for my happiness in dreamland. Hope your day starts with fewer betrayals than mine. 😒 #WhySoEarly #INeedCoffee ☕

Why is there always horn honking starting at 6am in every campground? #WhySoEarly #WhoAreYouHonkingAt #camplife

It’s Saturday, so naturally my kids woke me up at 6 AM to tell me they’re bored and don’t know what to do.

#Parents #WeekendChaos #WhySoEarly #ParentingHumor #SendCoffee #EarlyBirdKids