The Hair That Rode a President 🌀 The Follicular Coup: Donald Trump Is Actually a Sentient Hairpiece from the Outer Realms 🧠🧴

Trump isn’t the man—he’s the wig.
The body? Just a meat-puppet homunculus.
🌀 Read: The Hair That Rode a President
#Satire #Wigspiracy #ConspiracyHumor
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