When it comes to giving our summaries on the spot, Valerie has a gift. (Note: Contains spoilers for Season 4, episode 2!) #witchernetflix #witcherspoilers
also, using black slimey tentacle robots that force their way down your throat in a torture scene...sure is... a choice
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Who guessed Leo would be the first s4 doodle?
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4 seasons of begging Ciri to get some box dye and she gets a fucking gay mullet wolt cut instead I'm crying
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I fucking love the other schools are canon. The medallion designs are so awesome!
Hope they'll sell them a some point
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The other Villain that was knocking out of the park was Emhyr. Bart absolutely shone this season. Absolutely stand out performance bring this truly despicable character to life, while making me unable to look away because he's so damn artful in how he plays him. Master artistry ππ
A Discord screenshot. "Anyway... also." with an attached screenshot from September 14th, 2025 that reads "I'm fully expecting that Valdo stole Jaskier's work from Oxenfurt and that's why they hate each other and why Valdo is slightly more famous bc in the image, Valdo looks like he's having a bad day and Jaskier is in shining gold and clearly the mastermind at work." Below that, is a gif of Jaskier from The Witcher's Season 1, leaning from a wooden beam and going, "Called it!"
I'm going to frame this.
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Omg also also. Leo is literally so scary I love him!
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Also as someone who HATES velvet. Finally someone gets me!
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Also omg shocks me every time how brave Jaskier actually is honestly. He just runs head first into any danger just to be near the people he love
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Also fanfic writers totally fucking called it on Valdo stealing Jaskier's songs and that's why he hates him.
So bravo you clever beans!
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Just finished s4 and I LOVE I!
Literally fav season so far and I know I say that each time.
But omg the feeling of adventure this season had!! The creativity of it all!! And omg the monsters!! Loved all the monsters so much!
#witcherspoilers I can't believe thay actually made Stefan skelen cinda interesting
#witcherspoilers CIRI KNIGHTED HIM FIRST
#witcherspoilers relly love that thay made Radavid cinda competent. Like the way he EMINENTLY banished Dextjra was so satisfying to me
#witcherspoilers the way chair and Milva were SO CUTE im soo into this pairing
#witcherspoilers I was not expecting the Philippa redemsion arch but I'm very happy happy about it
Did I really see Geralt sleeping outside that tent or did I just blink and miss him inside the tent? Was there really only one tent and Geralt said no, the tree is comfy? #WitcherSpoilers #SirensOfTheDeep
Okay, so, Sirens of the Deep. TALK TO ME, GUYS. I watched and really liked it. I thought it was fun and an easy watch (in a really good way). And I mean, JASKIER, MY LOVE. My biggest issue that ruined quite a few scenes for me was Essi's accent. #sirensofthedeepspoilers #witcherspoilers
A minimalistically design poster for drinks. The menu shows three options: 1. Essi - Herbal Lemon Drop Basil Syrup, Triple Sec, Vodka, and Lemon Juice 2. Yennefer - Lilac and Gooseberry Gimlet Lilac Syrup, Gooseberry Jam, Gin, and Like Juice 3. Jaskier - Mocktail Blue Curacao syrup, Ginger beer There's a line art of a wave underneath.
A minimalistic designer poster with a light blue background for a food menu. First course: Appetizers - Tavern Provisions: Bread and Cheese Second course: Entree - Bremervoord's Fresh Catch: Sea Bass with Root Vegetavles, Wild Rice, and Beet Salad Third course: Dessert - The Blue Pearl: Oreo truffles. Underneath is line art of a trident.
Tonight's Sirens of the Deep Watchparty Menu π§πβοΈ
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THERES A SONG ESSI AND JASKIER SING CALLED **MY STORY** IN APPARENTLY JASKIERS HOMETOWN RIGHT AFTER AN INSTRUMENTAL TRACK CALLED **JULIAN**
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
4. JULIAN
5. MY STORY FEAT. CHRISTINA WREN AND JOEY BATEY
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If Yen ever told me "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed" i would immediately combust into the void out of embarrassment #witcherspoilers
He is actually only making sure his team is properly fed. Which is a GREAT feature in a field team leader.
But speaking as someone who has had a lot of periods in the field, a team leader with backup period supplies would have been great. 17/? #WitcherSpoilers
And for one hot second it looks like Geralt has listened and is providing period supplies for his team.
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Ok this one is a bit of a reach, but here Geralt gets chewed out by a colleague for not realizing that young women on his field team might have periods and he should be open in his communication and preparation around that
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Now bathing is quite a theme in the Witcher. There is much mention of how much Geralt smells. Working as a field biologist can be pretty rank, but unlike Geralt, most of us take the opportunity to wash when back at camp
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