Evening sun from West Wittering beach, West Sussex: the Isle of Wight (l), Hayling Island (r)

6.39pm, 31st March 2026

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10,000 men won’t dig him out of this hole And so we come to the most burning, pressing, question of the age.

Latest piece.

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#Royals #Epstein #Substack #Witterings

A cover of Time Magazine with President Bear (who might look a little like a certain American President if that President was cute and a bear) looking pleased and proud and is wearing a red tie

The latest adventure of President Bear

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#PresidentBear #TimeMagazine #Time #Substack #Trump #Witterings

Tyranny can be so tiring... I finally got around to finishing the Disney Tv show Andor recently – not necessarily that huge an announcement, unless you are Young Master Picton of this parish who has been on at me to get it watch...

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#Andor #Tyranny #StarWars #Substack #Witterings

Don't worry, another Rapture will be along shortly If you’re reading this, you’ve missed The Rapture.

Bit later than usual, much like the Rapture itself...

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#Rapture #TikTok #Substack #Witterings

Unity not division? There's a flag for that... First things first.

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#Politics #Racism #Nationalists #Flags #Substack #Witterings

Being the leader of the pack can be ruff A slow Sunday amble with Potato can allow one’s thoughts to wander.

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#Politics #Dogs #Substack #Witterings

Reform-ing doesn’t mean having to change…. There is an oddly British tradition in political circles called Conference Season.

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#Reform #Politics #AndreaJenkyns #Substack #Witterings

OK, I give up, exactly how did we end up here? A helpful conversation with Herself the other day proved to be cheaper than therapy, which was good news me if not for my therapist.

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#Labour #Tories #Reform #Politics #Substack #Witterings

Did grunge kill glam, or is that just a story we tell? Way back in the mists of time, when God was a lad and all this was just fields, to those who listened to music with long hair glam was king.

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#Music #Grunge #Glam #90s #Seattle #Substack #Witterings

Silence descends on the sunlit uplands I don’t know if you remember, but a few years ago a small majority decided that leaving the biggest single market on the planet was a good idea and it would be quick and easy and we’d all get a yacht.

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#Brexit #Substack #Witterings

It’s time to Rise Against racism. Yet again. Hurrah, I hear you cheer!

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#Racism #YNWA #Nod @riseagainstmusic.bsky.social #Substack #Witterings

Stopping the immigrants, four rowers at a time A conversation among my fellow football fans on my internet forum of choice raised an interesting point – do we get more right wing as we get older?

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#Immigration #SmallBoats #Substack #Witterings

The fact is facts are facts – and that’s just a fact OK class, come in, come in, settle down, take your seats, get your crayons out – today we’re going to be looking at something called A Fact.

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#ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #Science #Facts #Substack #Witterings

All at siege over this climate nonsense A headline caught my eye the other week that has stayed with me ever since, and I just keep coming back to.

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#Climate #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #Substack #Witterings

The tale of President Bear and his sticky situation President Bear was feeling bothered.

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#PresidentBear #Substack #Witterings

It's my party, you cry if you want to Another week, another page that will ultimately disappoint someone.

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#ToxicMasculinity #Patriarchy #Stubstack #Witterings

Teaching a new dog old tricks teaches an old human some new ones “You need some new glasses”, Herself informed me.

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#Dogs #Substack #Witterings

After a week in my sick bed, it was grand to be out in the freshest of air today at The Witterings with Lady B and Ronnie the Frenchie.

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