‘Profound impacts’: record ocean heat is intensifying climate disasters, data shows Oceans absorb 90% of global heating, making them a stark indicator of the relentless march of the climate crisis

Record ocean heat in 2025 is more than a statistic. Oceans absorb 90% of excess heat, intensifying storms, floods, marine die-offs and sea-level rise.

Likely the hottest in 1,000+ years. This is climate breakdown, accelerating.

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Gaza’s New Fashion Trend: Skeletal Chic Takes Over Hospital Runways #WorldInDenial #DarkSatire #NewsParody #UNresolutions #PoliticalAppetite By: TheJestPress.com GAZA—Local parents across Gaza are lamenting the sudden challenge of explaining to their children what “food” was, as hospital wards fill with skeletal youngsters whose most significant source of nourishment is biting sarcasm. Eyewitnesses reported that hospital scales now double as wind chimes, and nutritionists have replaced pyramid charts with pictures of mirages.

Gaza’s New Fashion Trend: Skeletal Chic Takes Over Hospital Runways

#WorldInDenial #DarkSatire #NewsParody #UNresolutions #PoliticalAppetite By: TheJestPress.com GAZA—Local parents across Gaza are lamenting the sudden challenge of explaining to their children what “food” was, as hospital wards…