“you can buy Smelania now”

Not great marketing there smel. You’ve been hanging around Smelly Donnie too long.

Why would anyone want to buy a used up, trashy, pirate hooker like you anyways?
#WorstFlotusEver

Gross. You couldn’t pay me to watch this. It’ll obviously need an X rating if they include the parties with Epstein. #worstflotusever

#melania #worstflotusever #melanomatrump #happynewyear #newyear25