SCHRODINGERS UNCLE REVEAL OMG LETS GO!! idk why, i didn't think they'd cover it this series #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

r.i.p. panzi's beautiful hair 😭😭😭 #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Not the forbidden woman is made of worms explanation, i think this might be my fave dmbj explanation so far #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

okay i'm fully obsessed with the blending of the flashback and wu xie figuring out what's going on and having the nod to qi yu with wu xie taking the photograph, absolute perfection #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: pangzi helping wu xie to sit up in a hospital bed

🥺🥺🥺 i can be normal about pangxie hospital scenes i promise (←lying) #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: xiaoge, sopping wet and up to his chin in water, with the most unhappy frown

crying at soggy grumpy cat-ge 😭😂 #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Ah yes, playing hot potato with the corpse full of explosives, what could go wrong #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: wu xie is standing in a tomb, with the corpse of wang zhanghai strapped to his back, saying determinedly "Don't worry. I studied architecture."

EVERYBODY DRINK #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Pangzi really is the mvp, how many times this series has he had to run through a tomb carrying someone on his back #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: pangzi, xiaoge, and wu xie walking through a tomb by torchlight, pangzi has his arm round xiaoge's shoulders and is saying "first, don't suddenlty disappear anymore"

pangzi trying his best to domesticate his new feral cat #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

This set really is just so fun, the palace model is gorgeous and I love a bit of mural nonsense #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: wu xie and xiaoge stand in a giant architectural palace model pointing their torches at the supposed corpse of wang zhanghai

mr problem himself #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

a person wearing a Hawaiian shirt with large orange flowers and a few green leaves open over a white shirt with blue pants.

Per the usual Pangzi in #WuXiesPrivateNotes is an absolute fashion icon. So here I am closet cosplaying. I so happy I managed to find this shirt.

Rest in pieces a'ning, there's always gonna be a weird tree, and there's always gonna be some bronze bells that fuck you up #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

He's made a trap!! Im so proud of him #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: a woman with pale white skin, black eyes, and long black hair falling over her face, close to the camera with a pitch black background that she blends into

forbidden women really are i think my favourite dmbj monster, it's a close call but the imagery and the horror of huo ling etc is just so good #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Oh good, more horrifying tomb surgery, props to sanshu tho I guess for seemingly genuinely trying to keep this guy alive #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: wang pangzi, looking exhausted, climbing up between two walls that are slowly closing in, saying to himself "I'm a gecko."

words to live by #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Oh dear, wu xie finding out sanshu lied to him... sorry wu xie this is only going to get worse #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: flashback to xiaoge in pyjamas in a hospital, subtitles read "(I found myself in a hospital bed.)"

i can have a normal amount of emotions #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Xiaoge remembering the valuable lesson he tragically forgot, nobody should ever trust wu sanxing 😔 #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Wenjing's actress is so perfect for the role, I can't believe I'm saying this about dmbj but I'd so happily watch even more flashbacks #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Not sanxing apparently losing his mind, everyone freaking out, and xiaoge just standing there the whole time like 🧍‍♂️ #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: xiaoge standing in a dark tomb, staring off into the middle distance, and saying "I think I've been here before."

lets gooooooooooooo #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Not me sitting here trying to work out the mechanics of that well draining underwater without fucking the pressure and flooding the entire tomb -shaking myself- it's dmbj it doesn't need to make sense #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

This reminds me i really should watch the xz wang zhanghai drama, even if it's only like dmbj adjacent now #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

God this iron triangle really are just perfect casting 😭 I keep thinking I'm over it and then I get all three of them in the same frame and lose my entire mind all over again #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: pangzi and xiaoge in a dark tomb looking down at a bloated waterlogged humanoid corpse

fun date ideas: we uncover a horrible waterlogged corpse together <3 #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

screenshot from wu xie's private notes: a large approximately humanoid creature (seamonkey) running on all fours towards the camera in a dimly lit tomb structure

AND I IMMEDIATELY WON #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers

Praying for a seamonkey appearance 🙏 #JackWatches #WuXiesPrivateNotes #DMBJSpoilers