Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi looking at Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen fighting together, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "my fav platonic and romantic ships are always the ones that'll throw themselves into eachother's fights 😭 like sorry babe that's OUR bar fight now !"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen staring at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi deliberately antagonizing Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'my favorite character only acts like an asshole because he's deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺' you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him"

HeiHua + Textposts, Part 18 🌸😎 (Been re-watching some UN...)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen #UltimateNote

matching set:

#DMBJ #XieYuchen #ZhangYixing #LiuYuhan #JiXiaobing #QiaoZhenyu #LiuXueyi

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen gazing at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?"

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen looking annoyed while Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi smiles at him, overlaid with a text conversation that says: Q: Do I make you hard? A: You make everything difficult, yes

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi , overlaid with a tumblr text post that says, "big big BIG fan of couples who are a package deal but in an evil way. ur not getting one without the other and that's a threat"

A blindfolded Xie Yuchen (Liu Yuhan) smacking Hei Xiazi (Liu Yuning), in the stomach with a baton, overlaid with a tumblr text post that says, "My favorite genre of gay people is 'They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication.'"

HeiHua + Textposts, Part 17 🌸😎
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

Wu Sanxing to Xie Yuchen in TLT2, saying, "The entire archaeology team has gone missing. Your uncle's body is nowhere to be found. But there is one thing I'll tell you. Your uncle is dead! He's dead! And this is the truth!"

Watching DMBJ out of order sure does make certain moments hit different. So like, actually, you know what??? With all due respect (none) *F&%K THIS GUY.* 😡🤬🖕🧹
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #WuSanxing #XieLianhuan

An unholy disaster image of two labubus, one pink and one dark brown, edited to look like Heihua. (The pink one has a flower in its hair and is holding a butterfly knife. The dark brown one is wearing black sunglasses and a single dog tag. They are in a forest.)

BEHOLD! It's THEM! 🌸😎
(Someone really needs to revoke my access to photo editing software.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #Labubu

Black and white ink drawing of a pretty man sitting at a table, his chin is resting on one hand and he is about to tuck into a fancy slice of strawberry cake

Repost of an old piece for xiao hua's birthday 🌸

he's waiting for his raccoon to bring him more fancy desserts 😊🍰

#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #小花 #myart

Xie Yuchen from TLT2, in a tuxedo and sunglasses, subtitled, "I'm looking like a fool."

Yes, dear, of course. There's nothing less cool than the guy who wears sunglasses at night, or even indoors. Can you even imagine having to spend time with someone as ridiculous as that? Luckily you'll never have to stoop so low. Gosh that'd be so awful. Wow.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

Edited photo image portraying Xie Yuchen (Liu Yuhan) and Hei Xiazi (Liu Yuning) without glasses on, staring at the viewer.

POV: You did not knock, you interrupted, and now you are in imminent danger of receiving a butterfly knife to the trachea because you just perceived HXZ's bare face, without his permission.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "we on the same freakuency"

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "i think we're hunting each other for sport. in another universe"

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this"

Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen and Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "would you still like me even if I experienced emotions"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 15: How to Flirt like a Normal Human, an essay by Xie Yuchen
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

A fake tweet from Wu Xie (@san-shu-truther-no1) that says "this Xiao Hua can't be fixed. Hei Yanjing can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

Unearthed from my saved images. I do not recall now the context for creating this, but I absolutely stand by the message.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen

#DMBJ #XieYuChen #cosplay

My first attempt at making a clip-on wig piece with only the bangs🥰 The long parts are my real hair, and it reliefs the heat when you have to cosplay at a 35°C weather (no one forced me to. I just love cosplaying)

Chen Chuhe , overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior"

Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen watches Hei Xiazi from a distance away, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror" while Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi looks off into the distance, overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "it's psychological horror to YOU. to me it's a romcom"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi looking intensely at Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a tweet that says "All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep intimate level, while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi checking on an upset Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says "submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 14: HXZ versus his own feelings
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

Wu Sanxing saying "You're a lucky star."

Xie Yuchen, asking, "I'll meet my lucky star?"

Xie Yuchen, eyes downcast. Wu Sanxing (offscreen) says, "You're everyone's lucky star."

Wu Sanxing saying, "Except for yourself."

I will die mad about this conversation, actually. Who the hell says this, old man? ESPECIALLY considering [redacted for spoilers]. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

“His flashlight wasn’t a tactical one but an ordinary one that the servants had found for him. Nowadays, tactical flashlights were basically as bright as a small sun and could illuminate a whole mountaintop when turned on. His subordinates said that even ghosts would be frightened by this type of flashlight. He felt that such a bright beam could even break Black Glasses’ sunglasses so he asked for a dimmer one.” Excerpt From Moving Forward Through The Flowery Night The End Comes Without A Sound Final Version, by Xu Lei

Xiao Hua doesn’t like tactical flashlights bc they might hurt HXZ’s eyes. 🥺 And they say romance is dead. 🌸😎
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yuhan's Xie Yuchen, looking at Liu Yuning's Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'I coulf fix him', 'I could make him worse!' Why????????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen, smiling up at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "*trying to say I like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive"

Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen, rolling his eyes at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow."

Liu Yuhan's Xie Yuchen, raising an eyebrow at Liu Yuning's Hei Xiazi overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "what do you mean 'fucker' isn't a term of endearment"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 13: Exploring XYC's thoughts on HXZ.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

Liu Yuhan's Xie Yuchen, gazing in wonder at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "i need him covered in blood (mostly not his) while I sit on the bathroom counter and he stands between my legs and i inspect and clean his wounds btw"

Ji Xiaobing's Xie Yuchen, gazing adoringly at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "fyi i do not 'crush' i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill"

Liu Xueyi's Xie Yuchen, gazing gratefully at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "HATE when a character seems intentionally designed for me to be obsessed with and it succeeds"

Qiao Zhenyu's Xie Yuchen, gazing adoringly at Hei Xiazi (offscreen) overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 12: Heart Eyes Edition
You're actually not allowed to be cast at XYC unless you can make this exact face with adequate intensity. It's science.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #XiaoHua

Dialogue from Heihua Russia novel: "They already served the food?" "It's instant noodles." "They've really wronged you. How could such a big place have such poor hospitality? I don't want to do this job anymore." "Tell me, what did you find?" "There's a low-quality plush spider toy here the size of a backpack. It's made out of recylced plastic and hanging in the middle of the corridor. When you approach it makes a 'gegegegege' noise to scare you." "What? Do you like it? If you do I'll give you one when we get back."

True love is offering to buy your horrible wife his very own giant, chattering spider stuffy, since he obviously can't keep the one he found in this creepy haunted death house. (That would be rude.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Xueyi as Xie Yuchen staring intrigued at Yue Shihan as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post which says "saying 'i want him' about the characterbut not in a romantic or sexual way . I just. Require him I need to Obtain him"

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking exasperated at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "just bc I came when you went pspspsps doesn't mean I like you. fucking idiot."

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking sideways at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "nice penis idiot."

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen looking with longing and concern at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "One of my toxic traits is I believe without a shadow of a doubt that I could fix this man"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 10: "XYC Staring at HXZ" Edition.
You can *see* the evolution in his facial expressions, I swear. He's down so bad. 🥺
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

ou're a sight for sore eyes🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

Drown in a sea of tenderness🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi looking with concern at Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "in a shocking turn of events repressing your emotions doesn't make them disappear"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi looking at Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons"

Chen Chuhe as Hei Xiazi looking at Qiao Zhenyu as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy"

Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi smiling at Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "I'm insane but at least I got pretty eyes"

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 9: "HXZ Staring at XYC" Edition.
He should just give up and get some Lolita (1962) sunglasses to go with those heart eyes, because he's not fooling anyone like this.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Accompany and share🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

I'm the only one who can be by your side.🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

Tuoba from Ultimate Note giving instructions to an underling, saying, "Separate the blind man and the pretty boy."

Yeah okay good luck with that, buddy.
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at each other, overlaid with a pair of Tumblr text posts that say, "I am indifferent towards your shoelaces," and, "thanks, I obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, looking at Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position"

Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, looking at Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "he definitely fucks but there's no way he fucks normal"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yunhan as Xie Yuchen, standing side by side, overlaid with a pair of Tumblr text posts that say, "grizzled mercenaries are always being like 'i'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game' like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn," and "'i hate being a pawn in someone elses game' yeah sure thing grandpa, i'll give you $50 if you move to D4."

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 8: "Clown Show" Edition. I mean "Ultimate Note" Edition. (Same difference.)
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

The closer you get, the more you're tempted🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

Flowers will bloom again.🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

Flowers and You in the Sunshine🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua

A screenshot of Ailsa's fic "The Things you have Given Your Life To" on ao3. (Link below)

Fic: “The Things You Have Given Your Life To""
9.1K | Rated E | HeiHua | First Time | Porn with Feelings | Trans Xie-Yuchen | POV Hei Xiazi |Cave Sex | Link ⤵️
#HeiHua #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #UltimateNote

Sincerity brings success🕶️🌸 #DMBJ #daomubiji #盗墓笔记 #TheLostTomb #解雨臣 #XieYuchen #黑瞎子 #Heixiezi #黑花 #heihua