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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo

Replace my inflatable sex-mallard, Yvonne.

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A great gray owl lying its chin on a laptop, hampering the human.

Text: Owls are basically cats in disguise. How's anyone

A great gray owl lying its chin on a laptop, hampering the human. Text: Owls are basically cats in disguise. How's anyone

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ: #YouCantAskYourComputerTo distract owl.

πŸ¦‰: #YouCantAskYourComputerTo make human get off so owl can have turn.

#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

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a macbook air laptop with a robotic arm on it ALT: a macbook air laptop with a robotic arm on it

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo pass a captcha test - yet

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a bear standing on its hind legs next to a tree with the words petcollective on the bottom left ALT: a bear standing on its hind legs next to a tree with the words petcollective on the bottom left

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo scratch that part of your back that's just out of reachπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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a pirate is sitting on a bench on a pie island ALT: a pirate is sitting on a bench on a pie island

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo run away with you and live on a desert islandπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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a man and a woman are sitting on a couch drinking coffee and smiling ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a couch drinking coffee and smiling

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo make a nice cuppaπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Make a car. Wait a minute, Hewlett?

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a cartoon illustration of a robot wearing a chef 's hat ALT: a cartoon illustration of a robot wearing a chef 's hat

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Make breakfast? You need an upgrade.

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a laptop with smoke coming out of it and a picture on the screen ALT: a laptop with smoke coming out of it and a picture on the screen

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Figure out your finances.

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Water the plant.

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a man holding a cardboard sign that says " i hope we still be friends " ALT: a man holding a cardboard sign that says " i hope we still be friends "

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Dump your partner. πŸ˜’ Don't think so.

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a drawing of a hand pointing at a square with the words select all squares with stoplights ALT: a drawing of a hand pointing at a square with the words select all squares with stoplights

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo spot a traffic light or which pic has bikes in it.

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Do anything because it only understands funny noises on a tape.

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a man wearing a green lantern shirt is standing in front of a television ALT: a man wearing a green lantern shirt is standing in front of a television

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Go to work for you.

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Hal9000 Hal GIF ALT: Hal9000 Hal GIF

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Shutdown.

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two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket ALT: two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket

Turns out that
#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
print money.

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo "neutralize the threat" when your coworkers stop by to gossip.
I know this now.

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a woman in a judge 's chair with a flag in the background ALT: a woman in a judge 's chair with a flag in the background

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Apple against a court decision. πŸ₯΄

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Print out a confession for nicking a bottle of Jameson's because the blooming ink has run out.

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo prolong early mornings. 🀨

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a man is getting his hair cut by a barber while wearing a bowl on his head . ALT: a man is getting his hair cut by a barber while wearing a bowl on his head .

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Cut your hair.

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a cat licking a person 's arm with a tattoo that says " you are amazing " ALT: a cat licking a person 's arm with a tattoo that says " you are amazing "

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo byte your ass

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two men dancing in front of a computer monitor ALT: two men dancing in front of a computer monitor

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo be your proxy to a party invite.

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo return your Temu sex doll

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo withhold funnies

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a drawing of a green traffic light on a green and black background ALT: a drawing of a green traffic light on a green and black background

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Change the traffic lights.

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo Look the other way for just a sec. 🀫

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a man in a red shirt is standing in a doorway and the word tea is on the screen ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in a doorway and the word tea is on the screen

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo make you tea

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a pug dog is holding a red laptop with a heart on the screen ALT: a pug dog is holding a red laptop with a heart on the screen

#YouCantAskYourComputerTo
Order a steak delivery because you're a dog.

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#YouCantAskYourComputerTo fill the bird feeder.

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