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Replace my inflatable sex-mallard, Yvonne.
A great gray owl lying its chin on a laptop, hampering the human. Text: Owls are basically cats in disguise. How's anyone
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Make a car. Wait a minute, Hewlett?
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Make breakfast? You need an upgrade.
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Figure out your finances.
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Water the plant.
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Dump your partner. π Don't think so.
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Do anything because it only understands funny noises on a tape.
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Go to work for you.
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Shutdown.
Turns out that
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print money.
#YouCantAskYourComputerTo "neutralize the threat" when your coworkers stop by to gossip.
I know this now.
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Apple against a court decision. π₯΄
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Print out a confession for nicking a bottle of Jameson's because the blooming ink has run out.
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Cut your hair.
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Change the traffic lights.
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Order a steak delivery because you're a dog.
#YouCantAskYourComputerTo fill the bird feeder.