back from the grave for more shitpost adventures allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will...

I just learned about #YuleBoasting and its definitely something I need to do.

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It's time for #YuleBoasting again!

NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONVINCE A GENIE TO GIVE ME A FOURTH WISH.

NEXT YEAR, I WILL SWAP OUT MY CAR'S GASOLINE ENGINE FOR COLD FUSION.

NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE A NOVEL SO STAGGERINGLY BEAUTIFUL THAT AN AGENT WILL ACTUALLY LIKE IT.

ah, what gifts I have been given by that which is open to interpretation

#yuleboasting

What is your #YuleBoasting feat?

dragon-in-a-fez this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year’s resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition --- dragon-in-a-fez allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like “I’m going to rob 300 banks”, to something you’d have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like “I’m going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse”. these are not plans. they’re not even goals. they’re the things you’d do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable.

#yuletide
#YuleBoasting
#NewYearTraditions

There are no new year resolution, only yule boasting

NEXT YEAR, I WILL READ MORE BOOKS THAN HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED.

NEXT YEAR, I WILL CONSUME FOOD WITHOUT SATIATION FOR HOURS DURING ONE HUNDRED DIFFERENT HOLIDAY GATHERINGS.

NEXT YEAR I WILL GO TO BED AT A SENSIBLE TIME EVERY DAY.

#YuleBoasting

I am GONNA collab with more people and get more people to collab with me!! #yuleboasting

I just found out about this yesterday, so yeah, let's make #YuleBoasting a thing.

NEXT YEAR, I WILL BAKE A BROWNIE LARGER THAN MY OVEN

NEXT YEAR, I WILL HAVE SEVEN DOZEN ANCHOVY PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THE DOORSTEPS OF PEOPLE WHO UPSET ME

NEXT YEAR, I WILL WRITE MORE THAN BRANDON SANDERSON

I just learned about #YuleBoasting and this feels like such a great thing for fantasy #ttrpg #SessionZero what a great character introduction while you meet in that pub. Learning the most bonkers epic thing your chracter would do.

Hashtags should be #yuleboast and #yuleboasting