#ZappTries Mtn Dew Trolli Cherry Lemon
It's not bad, it's not GREAT--I also dislike that it only comes in Zero Sugar.
The flavor itself is also a touch lighter than other Dew flavors for some reason, don't know if that's the alt sweeteners or what, but it's not great.
5/10
#ZappTries Freeze-dried Sweetarts
They're the chewy minis, and tbh the process of freeze-drying them really cuts down on the sour punch they usually have, which is what I really want out of them.
4/10, freeze-dried Skittles are LEAGUES better
#ZappTries Mtn Dew Baja Midnight
A nice new passionfruit Baja flavor, reminds me of the one they did a few summers ago but it's definitely more Baja Blast-y
8/10
#ZappTries Mtn Dew Dragon Fruit
It's exactly what it says on the packaging: Mountain Dew but they added dragon fruit--and as a dragon fruit fan it's so good.
Not as good as the dragon fruit Pepsi from 2012, but this one's going to be around for a good while so I'm happy.
10/10
#ZappTries Chocolate-covered Pretzel Oreos
These are...weird. The cookie part is where the salt is and there's whole salt crystals in it and I genuinely can't describe the taste outside of "a vanilla oreo, but salty".
Not great, not horrible.
5/10
#ZappTries Mtn Dew Baja Cabo Citrus
Imagine mixing Baja Blast and Livewire, that's what this is.
I'm genuinely surprised it took them this long to make a flavor that's just "Baja Blast with X" but they need to explore that more, this is VERY good lime x tangerine flavor.
10/10
#ZappTries Reese's PB&J Cups: Strawberry
It's exactly what you think it is, a cheap fruit jam/syrup in a Reese's cup. Leaves a horrid plastic/chemical aftertaste.
Idk what else to say.
3/10
#ZappTries Squashies Mixed Fruit
As much as I like regular Squashies, they really shine when they drop the cream flavor and focus on fruit combos and these aren't an exception.
The flavor combos are:
Cherry x Blackcurrant
Lemon x Lime
Orange x Pineapple
Solid 9/10
#ZappTries Thin Mints Poptarts
Take a Thin Mint, turn it into slightly moist mush, take most of the mint flavor out, and replace the chocolate with chocolate fudge poptart.
That's what this is and it's pretty sad.
2/10
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#ZappTries Faygo Super Pop
as someone who grew up with this flavor consisting of all fruit flavors, this having a vanilla creaminess to it is not a vibe for me and it reminds me of old perfume
2/10
#ZappTries MCD's Nether Fire Sauce
0/10 it tasted bad, it's too hot, and it made me throw up
#ZappTries Mtn Dew Dirty Baja Blast
ngl i didn't think that this combo would work too well but baja blast and cream soda hits different and it hits good
8/10
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#ZappTries Progresso Soup Drops
Idk what I expected going into these, but they're EXACTLY what they claim to be: lozenges that taste like chicken noodle soup. They managed to nail the taste down to actually being able to taste the noodles in it, it's genuinely wild.
7/10
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