The daily "complaint department" session just hit a snag: they saw me roll my eyes. 🙄 Oops. I guess my internal monologue finally gained external visibility. I’d apologize, but the silence that followed was the highlight of my afternoon. 💅
#OfficeLife #WorkHumor #EyeRoll #ZeroGrit #NoFilter

You know what REALLY #GrindsMyGears ⚙️⁉️ When I #Notice 📝📊🤙 kids, during the academic year, say “Oh I wanna use my PlayStation today‼️🤙” 😱

That is NOT ❌ where 🫵 YOU 🫵 should be STATIONED 📌 while DEPLOYED on the #AcademicMission 📚🫡‼️😨

#DoBetter 🥱
#NoDignity 🤕
#ZeroGRIT 0️⃣
#NoMotion ❌🏎️
#DisasterClass 🤐

In Port Angeles, we were looking to re-fuel our motor-vehicle. We #Noticed 📝📊🤙 the ARCO and Chevron were open, BUT NOT THE SHELL ⁉️😱

That Shell’s owner #SavedFace & #ShirkedResponsibility by hiding in a shell 🐚 — when SHAREHOLDER VALUE could’ve been CREATED‼️

#DoBetter
#NoDignity
#ZeroGRIT

For example, my very existence as a moderately young, moderately successful creator of shareholder value makes *some* #Simpletons sappy‼️ Thus making them choose to not #Educate 📚 themselves about the 10 elements of #Dignity and get their film wet‼️😱

#DisasterClass
#ZeroGRIT
#NoDignity
#DoBetter

Coincidence? or Coinci-GRIT ⁉️

I am in town for the #ShareholderValueConvention and decided to rip some dirty trails @ Mt St #GRIT afterwards‼️😎🤙🏼🫡

The #bapples took the edge off after a long hike and a long week of maximizing shareholder value‼️📈

Anish and I were #noticing that YOU 🫵🏼 have #zeroGRIT

#ZeroGRIT and #ZeroDignity behavior⁉️😳

Standing up IMMEDIATELY after the plane reaches the gate if you’re seated outside of the first 10 rows.

If YOU 🫵🏼 do this, what are YOU 🫵🏼 thinking⁉️ It looks like someone is a little #Impatient 🤣🫵🏼 what are you? Five⁉️

#Grow up and wait YOUR🫵🏼 turn like an adult‼️

Typical #ZeroGRIT behavior from Ohio‼️

Imagine not having ANY #Dignity or #SelfRespect to not post the score of a football game that YOU 🫵🏼 lost fair and square‼️🤣🫵🏼

OSU is a #ZeroDignity institution and the football team is led by a #Disasterclass coach in Ryan #BornOnThirdBase Day 🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼

#Classless

When I’m at a Fourth of July 🇺🇸🦅🗽 event and #Notice 📝📊🤙 people engaging in harmful and demeaning gossip about our shareholders‼️😳

The lack of #Civility & #Respect ‼️

#NoDignity
#DisasterClass
#ZeroGRIT

Them: “🫵 YOU 🫵 just don’t #Acknowledge and #Understand our #Perspective‼️”

How the shareholders, my team and I are #Noticing 📝📊🤙 their #Perspective : …😳

#NoDignity
#ZeroGRIT
#NoAura
#NoMotion

#Noticing 📝📊🤙 chatter from the office yinzers bout the Steelers signing Rodgers‼️

Is 🫵 YOUR 🫵 relevancy clock like the Mayans and ended in 2012⁉️ Obama for a 2nd term⁉️ Biggest Transformer Model is Optimus Prime⁉️

Stop 🛑 the #InternetExplorer chatter & FOCUS on creating SHAREHOLDER VALUE‼️

#ZeroGRIT

You know what #GrindsMyGears ⚙️⁉️ Costco Gas Station ⛽️ #Simpletons ‼️

“Oh my fuel door is on the left side — Imma use the left side pumps only ✨🧠💭✨”

Ik *some* of 🫵 YOU 🫵 aren’t intellectuals w/ 4+ degrees like me, but you can pull the pump to the other side yanno⁉️‼️

#ZeroGRIT
#NoAura
#NoMotion 🏎️

Some would say that #Mastodon is one #Irrelevant elephant‼️

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

Imagine using such a #Irrelevant and #Useless platform like Mastodon in the big ‘25 and actually thinking that you have any ounce of influence on the TL 💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

#ZeroGRIT
#MicroGRIT
#MSDevsDownBad
#Capodon

I 💯% #Agree with what you #Noticed 📝📊🤙 here jgrit‼️😳

Fr tho, who wakes up and says:

“Like, flex on you haters, hi haters

This is my world so it's all in my favor”

And then goes on the MASTODON TL TO FLEX⁉️ IN THE BIG 25⁉️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵

“Erase Your Social” fam‼️ Nobody is #Noticing 📝📊🤙‼️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣

#ZeroGRIT

They received multiple #VeryConcerning reports from both parents and children, about their disturbing and disruptive behaviour.

They informed the couple that only those who grasp all ten elements of leading w/ #Dignity could grasp any of the stuffed animals‼️😳

#ZeroGRIT
#Scenes
#DignityLessons

Lotta chitchat in the office today about what’s been going on Truth Social & X‼️ #VeryIrrelevant & #Unprofessional in the #LearningEnviornment ‼️

The only Truth 🫵 YOU 🫵 should be SOCIAL about is how we’ll ensure we met X-Pectations & POSTED massive gains in shareholder value this quarter‼️

#ZeroGRIT

💯% agree jgrit‼️ Your #Perspective here is #FendiFacts ‼️

#GrindsMyGears how management is BLAMED when KPIs aren’t met‼️ Credit goes downwards and blame goes upwards in this economy smh‼️

Reminds me how some of 🫵 YOU 🫵 ALWAYS BLAME management bc 🫵 YOU 🫵 FAILED to hit your KPIs this quarter‼️

#ZeroGRIT

The Dallas Stars have #ZeroDignity firing Pete DeBoer‼️

Imagine doing your job, maximizing shareholder value to the fullest - and your boss fires you because you’re “underperforming”🧐💀

I’m #Noticing that this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior for large corporations to fire hard working employees‼️

#ZeroGRIT

For some of you in this great nation 🇺🇸🦅🤙 it might be a bright day. However, whether it be a rainy day, clear day, overcast day, sunny day etc. – in Columbus, they wake up knowing that Ryan Day is their HC‼️

🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🤣🫵🫵🤣🫵🤣

#ZeroGRIT
#NoAura
#DisasterClass
#MickeyMouseNatty
#Fraud

Here at Capodon, we are aware that individuals are still trying to copy our flow, word for word & bar for bar. 😳

For those that wish to try, gluck getting up to the Norway Fjords in 🫵 YOUR 🫵 #DisasterClass Ford‼️

🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🤣

#BozoAlert 🤡
#FixOrRepairDaily
#NotAChevy
#ZeroGRIT
#NoAuraAurora

#WWYD in this scenario⁉️⁉️⁉️

All I see in this image is a #SkillIssue waiting to happen by getting the film wet 💀🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼

Some of YOU 🫵🏼 need to “Get a grip” on your rolls of film‼️🎞️ and get a grip on your life because quite frankly, having wet film is a #Disasterclass and #Disgrace

#ZeroGRIT

#Notice 📝📊🤙 this #FendiFact 👇

Using Mastodon in the Big 25⁉️😳

What’s next? Using an iPhone 3GS? Thinking that Subway still has $5 foot-longs⁉️ Big OS upgrade from XP to Vista Ultimate⁉️💀 The Yankees just won a WS⁉️ 🫵🤣🫵

#Irrelevant #ZeroGRIT #NoImpact #NoShareholderValue

Capodon clears ✨🚀⛵️✨ >>>

Let’s see… do you think that these are properly #Exposed ⁉️⁉️⁉️

#LComposition
#DevelopedAtCVS
#ZeroGRIT
#Disasterclass

I’m #Noticing some of YOU 🫵🏼 are #Struggling with BASIC photography principles 💀💀

I mean seriously are we shooting at F22 at 200,000 ISO⁉️⁉️ Zero Bokeh, zero points interest, and most importantly #ZeroGRIT

Not to mention the #SkillIssue with keeping your Portra 400 dry

#Disasterclass
#DivelopedAtCVS

HAL 9000 was ahead of its time. It knew that *some* people are such NPCs that somehow manage to get their film wet‼️ 🫵🤣🤣🤣🫵🤣🫵

From 2025: A NPC Odyssey

“HAL, open the film pod door!”

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.”

#DisasterClass
#ZeroGRIT
#NoDignity

You call it Delta Airlines, but I call it Welta #GRITlines. I only fly Welta‼️ Why⁉️

Bc they have crews based out of the 313. So when there’s turbulence, you fasten your seatbelt when you #Notice 📝📊🤙 the #GRIT sign is on‼️

🫵 YOU 🫵 have #ZeroGRIT so you wouldn’t get it‼️ #Simpleton

#FlyWelta
#AllGRIT

Belated #Caturday story‼️

I was walking near the Sears Tower when I heard a #ZeroGRIT simpleton call it the Willis Tower 😱⁉️ A stray cat then started hissing at them‼️

Since I’m an intellectual with 4+ degrees, I deduced the cat was speaking using HTTP⁉️

Once I decoded the message…I was STUNNED‼️😳

Something to #Notice 📝📊🤙 about grifters‼️ As time passes their circle gets more obscure, unintelligent and irrelevant.

It’s impressive finding a bunch of nobodies so consistently‼️

However, scraping the bottom of the barrel isn’t #GRIT according to Coach Campbell. It’s called #ZeroGRIT 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵

At Capodon, we’ve received a report that people are trying to copy our flow word for word, bar for bar‼️

We take this matter VERY SERIOUSLY‼️🤙 After investigating, we’ve come to the conclusion that we don’t care‼️

Bc why would we #Notice 📝📊🪧⏱️🤙 a bunch of #ZeroGRIT, talentless, walking L nobodies⁉️ 🤣🤣🤣

2) I-94

Major #GRIT in both Michigan and Illinois‼️

Simpletons might argue that tush hour traffic is an issue in Chicago and Detroit⁉️ That’s called a lack of skill issue because of 🫵 YOU 🫵. #ZeroGRIT

Plenty of miles for plenty of vibes. Except in IN, but I do not #Acknowledge bad states‼️ #NoExcuse

You know what REALLY #GrindsMyGears⁉️

People who write ✍️ like wannabe Shakespeares. You ain’t poetic‼️ You just have run-on sentences‼️

Like fr, it’s a comedic tragedy that we have to read your 🧢, while suffering from the fact you couldn’t use Grammarly‼️

#ZeroGRIT #ZeroAura